Lanny Poffo: He leapt, he recited poems and SUCKED HIS OWN DICK, OFTEN.
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I find it greatly amusing to watch people argue over the sexuality of a dude... when the story is told by a guy named "Hulk Hogan" on the Howard Fucking Stern show.
Instead of thinking about the physical improbability of just about any man giving himself a proper blowjob, a giant "bear" of a man with a graduation cap on balls deep on his own cock pops into your heads?
Real straight guys... way to keep it real straight.
Instead of thinking about the physical improbability of just about any man giving himself a proper blowjob, a giant "bear" of a man with a graduation cap on balls deep on his own cock pops into your heads?
Real straight guys... way to keep it real straight.
Hogan is sad piece of work.
Ask him how many of us had Linda pinned down for a count tremendously longer then three.
She said in the dark, she can't tell me and Randy apart.
Hogan is disgruntled because he has extensions now and his wife is a single whore instead of a married one.
Terry, remember when you went overseas the year I tore my ACL? Lets just say linda is a master of the Figure Four Lip Lock, and me and the Seargeant Clutched her Camel something fierce.
Gentleman, if I could suck my own piece, I would do it on webcam and pay off some of this child support.
I appreciate the concern though, I think.
Ask him how many of us had Linda pinned down for a count tremendously longer then three.
She said in the dark, she can't tell me and Randy apart.
Hogan is disgruntled because he has extensions now and his wife is a single whore instead of a married one.
Terry, remember when you went overseas the year I tore my ACL? Lets just say linda is a master of the Figure Four Lip Lock, and me and the Seargeant Clutched her Camel something fierce.
Gentleman, if I could suck my own piece, I would do it on webcam and pay off some of this child support.
I appreciate the concern though, I think.
