La Chingona

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mrtonguetwista

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Laughter and shock, that's the response we got when we told people the name of the new pizza at Pizza Patron.

It's called "La Ch!#gona," and it's so controversial we can't even say it on air.

"It's impolite. It's probably something you wouldn't tell your grandma or your mother," says one customer. While some people may find the word extremely offensive for others it means "super cool" or "awesome."

"It's very spicy and it's very good, it has a lot of pepperoni with jalapeno and also fresh jalapeno," says Pizza Patron Regional Director Yesica Cardosa.

Like the pizza, the name is getting plenty of heat as well. Austin Spanish language radio station La Z will air the commercial -- which is aimed at Pizza Patron's core customer base, Mexican immigrants, but you won't hear the pizza's name.

"It has to be bleeped, we're not going to air it unfiltered, for sure," says Chase Rupe, the VP of programming and Operations at Emmis Communications.

Like KEYE TV, LA Z is governed by the FCC. "Really don't have bright lines as to what we can and can't say so it becomes a local judgment call and we can certainly get fined if we air on the wrong side of the Judgment.

And it's hard to know what is and isn't acceptable, at least in the FCC's eyes," says Rupe. Violating FCC guidelines can cost thousands of dollars. Pizza Patron says several radio stations across the country are doing the same but the chain doesn't plan on changing the name.
 

S.SAVAGE

SICCNESS MOTHERFUCKER
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#3
sounds like a bomb ass pizza tho!

cool story bro:

when I was 15 i worked for a mom n pop pizza joint

there was this asshole there named Dave, who was a regular, & a drunk who would bounce back n forth between the bar next door, & our pizza joint / bar.

dude was disrespectful as hell to us, all the time, but was the owners buddy so we had to fake the funk

one day this asshole tells me i cant make a pizza hot enough for him.

thats when i began to soak all the toppings in jalapeno juice

I put everything hot on that bitch i could find, everything.

loaded this bitch up with hot links, soaked, every kinda pepper you could imagine.

even put those pepper packets in his sauce, like 20 of em.

cooked that bitch & served it to him & this muh fucker was BURNIN ....im sure he was shittin fire after.

...so we called it "The afterburner" & my boss had us put it on the menu.

fast forward to now & I am still friends with that fucker, even tho he was a dick to me when i was a kid.
 

AlcoholicLoser

I drink a lot of beer
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I used to work for a mom and pop pizza shop too.... Almost everyone that worked there was a alcoholic.

One night I got a DUI and while I was sitting in the tank all of the sudden I see my boss being brought in LOL... We both caught DUI's on the same night, but he ended up doing 6 months cuz it wasn't his first one.

Cool story bro.