Got this in an email today from a Lakers fan no less:
Two boys are playing basketball in a park in Sacramento when one is attacked
by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick, and hits
the dog on the head, killing it instantly. A reporter for the Sacramento Bee
was strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
He starts writing, 'Young Kings Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal', in his
notebook. "But I'm not a Kings fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Sacramento, I just assumed you were," said the reporter.
'Rivercats Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack' he writes in his notebook.
"I'm not a Rivercats fan either," the boy said. "I assume everyone in
Sacramento is either for the Kings or Rivercats. What team do you root for?"
the reporter asked. "I'm a Lakers fan," the child replied.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
'Little Bastard From L.A. Kills Beloved Family Pet.'