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OK I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE MY BOSS HAS TO DIE
A) SHE LEAVES HER ENTIRE OFFICE LOOKING LIKE A BARN WITH FOOD AND SHIT EVERYWHERE - 3 MICE HAVE DIED AND SHIT MICE SHIT EVERYWHERE
B) SHE IS 100 YEARS OLD AND OPENLY SOLICITING SEX FROM YOUNGER OFFICE WORKERS
C) SHE COMES TO MY OFFICE WHILE I'M TRYING TO FUCKING WORK BECAUSE HER OFFICE IS TOO MESSY TO USE MY DOCUMENTS AND STAND OVER MY SHOULDER WATCHING EVERY FUCKING THING I DO AND MESSING UP MY WHOLE OFFICE - PRETTY SOON THERE WILL BE MOUSE SHIT HERE TOO
D) SHE CHEWS WITH HER MOUTH WIDE THE FUCK OPEN SMACKING DRIPPING FOOD EVERYWHERE WHAT THE *FUCK* I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HER ANY DAMN WAY NO DAMN HOW
E) I AM TYPING ON MY COMPUTER AND FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER SHE CALLS A MEETING WITH EVERYONE IN THE DEPARTMENT TO SIT IN MY FUCKING SMALL ASS OFFICE WHY THE HELL WOULD SHE DO THAT - I'M LITERALLY WORKING TRYING TO CONCENTRATE AND SHE'S TALKING TO OTHER EMPLOYEES
I WILL PUT A 25,000 DOLLAR HIT FOR HER TO DIE
A) SHE LEAVES HER ENTIRE OFFICE LOOKING LIKE A BARN WITH FOOD AND SHIT EVERYWHERE - 3 MICE HAVE DIED AND SHIT MICE SHIT EVERYWHERE
B) SHE IS 100 YEARS OLD AND OPENLY SOLICITING SEX FROM YOUNGER OFFICE WORKERS
C) SHE COMES TO MY OFFICE WHILE I'M TRYING TO FUCKING WORK BECAUSE HER OFFICE IS TOO MESSY TO USE MY DOCUMENTS AND STAND OVER MY SHOULDER WATCHING EVERY FUCKING THING I DO AND MESSING UP MY WHOLE OFFICE - PRETTY SOON THERE WILL BE MOUSE SHIT HERE TOO
D) SHE CHEWS WITH HER MOUTH WIDE THE FUCK OPEN SMACKING DRIPPING FOOD EVERYWHERE WHAT THE *FUCK* I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HER ANY DAMN WAY NO DAMN HOW
E) I AM TYPING ON MY COMPUTER AND FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER SHE CALLS A MEETING WITH EVERYONE IN THE DEPARTMENT TO SIT IN MY FUCKING SMALL ASS OFFICE WHY THE HELL WOULD SHE DO THAT - I'M LITERALLY WORKING TRYING TO CONCENTRATE AND SHE'S TALKING TO OTHER EMPLOYEES
I WILL PUT A 25,000 DOLLAR HIT FOR HER TO DIE
