Kids Say The Darndest Things

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Apr 25, 2002
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Yesterday, I have my students working on this worksheet about capitalizing days, months, and holidays. At the bottom of the page, they have five holidays listed and they have to write a sentence for each one. One of the holidays is Valentine's Day. So the sentence one of my students wrote was this:

We make love on Valentine's Day.

It was very difficult not to burst out laughing hysterically. He's a pretty innocent child, so I don't think he knows what he wrote. But it's still a good sentence with correct grammar.
 
Nov 14, 2004
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HAHA my lil bro called his teach an elephant
cus one day we were eatin at the table and he said that his teacher was "beautiful" and i asked his dad fo reels? and he told my moms and me that she was an elle phant like as if it were her name.
i guess lil bro cought on and it was pretty funny