The whole "big ass blobs of meat" thing while being funny as hell, that's just a rumor. I'll eat KFC regardless of how the chickens are treated, because the things are born to be food. What do folks expect, treat them with the utmost respect? Give them small little beds and couches to rest on, fuck all that, chop them up, fry them, and serve them, and if you want to stomp out the lil' shits because your day is hard and you have to work at a slaughterhouse, go right on ahead, as long as my chicken taste good I don't care if you football punt the shit...