When all else fails... diss somebody u want to put u on by responding SMH
its the new formula for simulated success....prior formulas include
1. pay all your favorite rappers to do a song with you, piggy back off the features and always say " yeah i got *insert famous rapper names here* on my albumZ" it doesnt matter if you dont know how to rap...they do, let them do the work for you
2. offer "free promo" for your upcoming album for all graphic artists, rappers,producers etc. Ask for tracks to be "submitted" compile track onto a master, duplicate that master cd for around 1500, sell each copy for $5 on Broadway to tourists and dumbfucks who dont know any better, be sure to have all the features in BIG BOLD LETTERS on the front cover. if you cant make triple your money back with this formula you have an inferior product, inferior salesmanship skills, or just an inferior mentality when it comes to getting money.
3. Shock Value...create a slightly controversial subject,group name, theme or whatever...maybe your a dead rapping vampire, or an ugly nigga, or the leader of a mobb of crazed clowns with axe's and guns, or a mentally unstable asian wearing mervyn's LA raiders jerseys in extra smedium, or the weed man, or a chewy smoking nut...find a gimmick, exploit it, milk it, make headlines, rap about eating babies and raping the pope or stalking underage girls and making them your slaves....whatever. Find a gimmick and create contraovery...it sells...get money, repeat as needed.
these tips and more are available in the new book by DIRTY NIGGA LLC..."how to make it in the bay area underground rap game with $2000 or less" now available through Amazon,Frisco Street Show and Walmart (in the gardening section)
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