LAST POST FOR A MINUTE, ENJOY.......
>This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So,
>
> >he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster
> that
> >he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster,
>
> >named Kenny. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."
> >
> >
> >Well, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the farmer
> >decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.
> >
> >The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but first
> he
> >gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now. You've
> got
> >a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money.
> >Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and
> have
> >some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.
> >
> >
> >Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house and
> >Kenny takes off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen
> house
> >- three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
> >After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure
> enough,
> >Kenny is in there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese
> down
> >by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he
> sees
> >Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
> >The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't
> even last 24 hours.
> >Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning to find
>
> >Kenny on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth open, tongue
> hanging
> >out and both feet sticking straight up in the air. Buzzards are circling
>
> >overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and
> >expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to
> pace
> >yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to
> yourself."
> >Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and
> says,
> >"Shhhh .. they're getting closer."
>This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So,
>
> >he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster
> that
> >he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster,
>
> >named Kenny. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."
> >
> >
> >Well, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the farmer
> >decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.
> >
> >The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but first
> he
> >gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now. You've
> got
> >a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money.
> >Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and
> have
> >some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.
> >
> >
> >Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house and
> >Kenny takes off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen
> house
> >- three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
> >After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure
> enough,
> >Kenny is in there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese
> down
> >by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he
> sees
> >Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
> >The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't
> even last 24 hours.
> >Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning to find
>
> >Kenny on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth open, tongue
> hanging
> >out and both feet sticking straight up in the air. Buzzards are circling
>
> >overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and
> >expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to
> pace
> >yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to
> yourself."
> >Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and
> says,
> >"Shhhh .. they're getting closer."
