Justin using lowercase letters would be like Mars rapping about love, sunshine and puppy dogs...
Or like EBD picking up women of legal age in his rapist van...
Or like Dirty Nappy thinking about anyone but Kirby Puckett when he jerks off...
Or like Ghetto Sideburns (RIP) wearing anything other than a powder blue thrift store tuxedo...
Or like Ungodd having consensual sex with someone...
Or like Spooky getting a tattoo of Kitty Pryde/She Hulk/Cyclops/a gay comic book character...
Or like SMCrazy posting a good thread...
Or like Chree not being chreepy...
...it just wouldn't be right.