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Ethereal

Ethereal

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Mar 18, 2003
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People please, if you see a couple, maybe two or three flies in your house, kill them immediatley or they are going to gang fuck one another until they multiply where you have to quarentine your house. Luckily I'm on vacation this week so I took care of the problem.

The first time it happened we left to go see a movie. Now I knew there were a couple of flies in my house, but being as high as I was, I left them there. I swear, about two and a half hours later we came home and it was unbelievable. There were about 40-50 flies on the ceiling, with not a single door or window open. They weren't flying around, they were just still.

Has this ever happened to anyone before? Today is the third time for me. Twice since living at Crows Landing.

Fuck I'm hungry.
 
Ethereal

Ethereal

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Mar 18, 2003
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Two story, two bedroom, one and a half bathroom outhouse.

Nah for real though, I live on Crows Landing. There wasn't just 40-50 flies, there were 2 when I left the fucking house!
 
M

M-1

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Apr 25, 2002
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that shit has happened to me with these Grain moths that keep showin up...but it takes a few weeks...if you ever catch em, fukkin kill em, cuz thtey mate..then choose a cutty ass fukkin spot to lay their eGGs..then we saw little worms, and found like a box of cereal full of em..so watch that shit...but 2 1/2 hours?? I think it takes lonGer for them to lay eGGs, have them hatch, and mature into flies...you probably have a maGGot stokkpile man...look throuGh your shit thorouGhly
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

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Jun 27, 2002
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man i think its time to bury the body(s) dogg,someones gonna start complaining..remember what happened to jeffrey...
i know youlike havin them around but its time to get rid of those and get some new ones....
Crows landng just soundslike the hometown of a serial killer...

40 -50 flies in 3 hours....i think this guy killed his parents....

You do know you throw the trash outside right?

god damn thats a lotta flies...even jeff goldblum is like "what the fuck"
BE AFRAID....BE VERY AFRAID
 
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