I am from the place that they call Fort Bragg/ People here get excited when they see one Jag/ The closest thing to gangsters are little kids on streets playin with lazers/ There are mainly old white folks who by hearing a funny joke in an instant could croke/ But i am proud to be a Mexican living in an old hick town where u walk around with a water gun and the cops give u a frown/ The only danger in this town is if u get on a cliff and then just jump down/ Other than that u could live with your mother, in fact, most people do just that/