Just got my head smashed in...

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Mike Manson

Still Livin'
Apr 16, 2005
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So I was out with some friends at a BBQ place eatin and drinkin. Then I drove home and one corner before my home I had kind of an accident. Dude in front of me was saying I hit him. He was a taxi driver and I had a look and said there isn't shit wrong with my or his car, so we should just keep it movin. But he insisted that I should pay him money for the damage and shit. I said, that I'm a foreigner, but I'm not a dumbfuck and told him to fuck his mama.
So he got crazy talkin about calling his friends and shit and I didn't take him serious and pushed him away and shit.
Soon after that, suddenly 6-7 guys showed up out of nowhere punching me in the face (might post pics later). I tried my best to defend myself and punch back, and called my homies for help. While I was doing that, the Taxi dude told me, that this is China and foreigners should die and shit like that. Then two of my kiwi friends arrived and started taking dudes out, but at that time there were already 30-40 Chinese dudes yelling death to the foreigners. I handed out some punches, but then had to protect my wife who just arrived. Dudes even started to attack her. Tried to jump i my car and take off, but dudes got ahold of my keys and ripped them away. My other friends got away, but one of my homies jumped outta the car to go back and was jumped by like 10 - 20 people. Worried about him right now, cause according to his girl he was bleeding from the head pretty bad but refused to go to the hospital.
I spent the next 4 hours at the police station with my swollen face, and just got home.

Crazy ass night. My wife was embarrassed by the hate of those Chinese dudes for foreigners.

Well, I know, COOL STORY BRO! And this should seriously take the cake of COOL STORIES!
 
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Thats why you get a permit to carry & keep a blower in your whip then when some shit breaks out serve em a hot one.... Thats fucked up though yeah hope your wife is ok thats some petty shit trying to fight with your wife
 

L.D.S.

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Thats why you get a permit to carry & keep a blower in your whip then when some shit breaks out serve em a hot one.... Thats fucked up though yeah hope your wife is ok thats some petty shit trying to fight with your wife
LOL

Gotta love slang.

It took my non-slang-knowing-ass a couple reads to figure out what the fuck you were talking about.
 
Apr 19, 2008
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damn mike...if a chinese mob starts chanting "death to foreigners", i really wouldnt expect to make it out alive.

and let this be known...taxi drivers arent somethin to fuck with. my homie got his ass served by a group of taxi drivers down in TJ few years back with some golf clubs, bats, an all that good shit.
 
May 9, 2002
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Thats why you get a permit to carry & keep a blower in your whip then when some shit breaks out serve em a hot one.... Thats fucked up though yeah hope your wife is ok thats some petty shit trying to fight with your wife
I dont think the gun laws in China are the same as in the US.
 
Feb 11, 2006
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sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit in china u get the death penalty for thinkin bout bussin a strap...infact mike u prolly gon sentenced to death for being a foreigner....but on a real yo u got mobbed on cuddie
 
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ANYWAY BEING A WHITE DUDE IN CHINA...YOURE FUCKED. SOME ASAINS HATE FOREIGNERS WITH A PASSION. WHEN I WAS IN KOREA THEM FOOLS WOULDNT LET US IN THE CLUB FOR SHIT. I EVEN PUT A BIG ASS WAD OF AMERICAN MONEY IN DUDES FACE (I WAS GONE OFF THE SOJU) AND HE DIDNT EVEN BLINK. BUY A SAMURAI SWORD OF LEARN KARATE BRO. LOL
 

R

Sicc OG
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Lets go beat up sum Chinese in honor of round-eye goon Mike Manson
i'm down

i already did something like this very recently but i wont go into detail

my actions were not racially aggravated then but yeah fuck it, i'm down :siccness: