Just got back from the bar, and...

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Apr 14, 2003
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^^^ SHeeeiiit... My homeboy straight banged on a door he thought was his cousins, ended up kickin in the door to see some 70 year old lady standing there and the popo's pullin up.
 
Apr 23, 2006
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lol a few of my homies have walked into the wrong house but the cops never came most people understand that they were fucked up beyond belief
but hate gettin black out drunk only happened to me once when i was in 7nth grade and i never let that happen again
even when i went through my 151 stage
now i just chill i like to be buzzed not drunk
 
Apr 26, 2002
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lucky nobody got hurt. I think if somebody tried kickin in my door they might just catch a clip full of .223's. I about got in a fight about a month ago with a handicap dude at the bar. he only had one leg but the biggest fuckin mouth. maybe I'll run into that piece of shit tonight...
 
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Me and the homeboy thought it would be a great idea to take our old ladies to their first concert. So around 3:00pm I started drinking. By about 6:30 I have a good six pack under my belt, not too bad, im still good. We get to TGIFs and get some more drinks. By this time me and my homeboy are feelin it, while our girls each have a coctail. We must have had a good 4 beers there, whatever. We get to the concert around 7:45 and we head straight for the bar. Im 23 and my homeboy's 20, but the guy doesnt card us and he even lets us buy more than one at a time, cool guy. I remember the first two rounds. Then I remember going to get four beers at a time. Me and the homeboy get a little out of hand and start bangin on fools. Whatever, who doesnt. By this time our old ladies have gone outside of the concert into concession to drag our asses back in. Then i lost a couple of moments then I remember our old ladies catch us hollering at some whores. Finally they give up and go back into the concert. We go holler at other girls and somehow we end up with pockets full of strip club passes. They say fuck the concert and drag our asses out of the venue while were talking shit. We get to the parking lot and somehow everyones car gets pissed on. I guess on the way home I try to jump out of the car to rush some fool at the red light. I cant recall any of this. My old lady told me what happened the next day. I thought everything was all good because I woke up in a hotel with my girl. Wrong. She took me to a hotel to seperate me and the homeboy cuz we kept getting worse. FUCK!!!!