Just broke up with my girl

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epoxy

epoxy

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and trust me im far from hurt. im just mad at myself for not spottin the shit earlier.

i mean an antioch broad wtf thats a red light right there
 
50cal

50cal

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epoxy said:
and trust me im far from hurt. im just mad at myself for not spottin the shit earlier.

i mean an antioch broad wtf thats a red light right there
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Trust me in about 6 months of you not seeing her she is gonna come get at you and she is gonna say she is 3 months pregnant and being you are really bad at math you gonna break down and cry and beg her back so you all can be a family. 3 months later she gonna split when she realizes she is with a powder puff and she needs a real man who can blow that back out. Then you gonna say fuck it and say that you still gonna be there for the baby and send her money orders for about 18-20 yrs.
 
SouthernComfort

SouthernComfort

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50cal said:
Trust me in about 6 months of you not seeing her she is gonna come get at you and she is gonna say she is 3 months pregnant and being you are really bad at math you gonna break down and cry and beg her back so you all can be a family.
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And she going to tell you that a guy that called himself nine2five fucked her and since he never gave her his real name, just nine2five, that she wants you to raise the baby as your own
 
jr916

jr916

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NiNe2FiVe said:
lol, imma hit it, middle of the night shes gonna wake up to me on teh lawn with a dozen eggs screamin "EPOXY SAID YOU WAS A HO!!! BOOO!! SICCNESS.NET HUMAN ASS DOG BITCH!!!!" and then run home.
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thats the spirit...back in the day, i was known to fuck a broad and then steal everything that wasnt locked down...that ones a classic....call the homies, while she asleep and ransack the house....good times
 
SouthernComfort

SouthernComfort

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jr916 said:
"whats your first name?......nine"
do you have a middle name?.........yeah its two"
"alright,well, whats your last name?......five"
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yea but see my first name every other letter is a capital, and my middle name is the number 2, no letters, and my last name also is capital letters every other letter. I hate it when people screw up my name
 
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