Jury Duty
- Thread starter Da Yayologist
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That shit is boring as fuck...had to do it a few months ago....luckily i was juror #1 so they called me for the first group....it was some stupid auto accident case....so when the judge asked if any of us had a law-suit against them because of an auto accident and could we make a fair judgement on the case.....i said nope...so they aint pick me and i was out the door....scooped up my 15 dollar check...then hit the bank and the beer store...
I report but never get picked up for a jury. I think it would be interesting to hear both sides of it and then pass judgment. You're impacting people's lives directly folks, what better high is there than that? but I agree, I wouldnt want to be sequestered for months on end, maybe a 2 day trial would be alright.
just act crazy like you aint got no sense and you wont be called back....works every time
just tell them you hate all forms of goverment, all cops are crooked, all blacks are guilty, chinese cantn drive, and the only reason you were able to get out of bed was the sounds of the screams from the voices in your head....
just tell them you hate all forms of goverment, all cops are crooked, all blacks are guilty, chinese cantn drive, and the only reason you were able to get out of bed was the sounds of the screams from the voices in your head....