jury duty

[SouthernComfort]

My job pays me for jury duty, so its all good to me! I never get called for a trial. I'm outta there by 12. At my house by 1215, and watchin maury by 1.

 

[surcaliman]

they'll send you home as soon as they realize you shit your pants.

 

[timebomb]

Inb4some1sayStopSnitchin

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

are you at fairfield or vallejo?

just tell them you'd rather go to tacos jalisco.

 

[Dana Dane]

The arresting officer is my 2nd cousin. Yeeeeee.

 

[Stony Gwynn]

ARE YOU POLICE S @Stevo ?? YOU SEEM TO HAVE A FEW FAMILY MEMBERS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE LAW... LOL

 

[Dana Dane]

Lmaoooooo.... I have a first cousin who's a judge, a second cousin who is chp and I secondish cousin on vpd. I don't see or talk to any of them ever.

 

[Nuttkase]

just tell them you think the system is a joke, or you dont trust the police.

That's what I did. I told them no matter what evidence they had against the person I'd find them not guilty.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

Every morning when Dana wakes up...

 

[$ileNt_eNe_ATL]

You can do it like me and be a convicted felon ... I never ever get bothered with jury duty

 

[SC_408]

When they interview you, just say "i dont know if i can trust niggers". They will kick you out so fast it will make you throw up.

LOL

 

[Dana Dane]

Fucking alternate. I'm fuckin pissed.

 

[Nuttkase]

Fucking alternate. I'm fuckin shitted.

Fixed.

 

[Meta4iCAL]

so your job doesn't pay you for jury duty? that's bullshit

my job will pay me, so I wouldn't really trip too much. I've never had to go though. every time I get summoned I call the phone number the night before and it tells me I don't have to show up

 

[MaC A$$ ViC]

i just throw the paper in the mail as soon i get it. never been notified more than once for a single case. now i just snitched myself out and ima do hard time fuck it

 

[NAMO]

what kind of fucked up place you work where they don't pay you to go jury duty... you getting robbed bro..

aye if you wanna get out of it tell them you don't believe in god so you can't swear on the bible

I have never been called, would love to go just to argue with the other jury to keep them there as long as possible and earn free $$$ every day

 

[Foul Mouth]

what kind of fucked up place you work where they don't pay you to go jury duty... you getting robbed bro..

fuck payin them. training your employees on how to get out of jury duty is cheaper.

 

[28g w/o the bag]

FUCK JURY DUTY

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[LiterACola]

i've never been asked but i heard this works :
[video=youtube;94zkBGm1IoU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94zkBGm1IoU[/video]

 

[NAMO]

fuck payin them. training your employees on how to get out of jury duty is cheaper.

not getting sued by your employees is also cheaper