jury duty

[Dana Dane]

Fucking sucks. Im sitting in a lil room full of smelly people sick as a goddamn dog. I really hope I can get out of this shit.

 

[Stony Gwynn]

YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT BY NOT GOING... THAT'S HOW STONY DO IT...

 

[Rossibreath]

Is bein on a jury snitchin? Even if it is I would do it as long as I got out of work for it.

 

[Dana Dane]

I blew off the last one and got a 'failure to appear, second summons'. I ain't tryin to do time for not showing up to jury duty, ya heard?

 

[94509]

Thank you for doing your duty as a citizen

 

[Stony Gwynn]

I FEEL YOU DOUBLE D... BUT IT'S STILL FUCK EM... F @fatbonghit BEING ON THE JURY AIN'T SNITCHIN...

 

[Roz]

All you have to do is say you know about the case, or know someone involved in it. Quickest way out of jury duty.

 

[Likwid]

If its a black guy on trial you can just say you probably got plugged by him and get dismissed.

 

[Dana Dane]

My first cousin is a judge. Hopin that gets me out of it.

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

When they interview you, just say "i dont know if i can trust niggers". They will kick you out so fast it will make you throw up.

 

[Stony Gwynn]

My first cousin is a judge. Hopin that gets me out of it.

IF IT CAN GET ZIMMERMAN OUT OF PRISON IT CAN GET YOU OUT OF JURY DUTY...

 

[JLMACN]

Is bein on a jury snitchin? Even if it is I would do it as long as I got out of work for it.

No becuase you aren't supposed to know the victim or the suspect....

so, in theory, you shouldn't know if it really happened or not.

 

[ColdBlooded]

I've always wanted to do jury duty.

I did a mock trial jury once though. A full day of free food and a $175 check afterwards. Sounds better than actual jury duty.

 

[Dana Dane]

This shit is $15/day, starting tomorrow. No free food, and shitty vending machines.

 

[Stony Gwynn]

DID YOU EXPRESS YOUR HATRED FOR NIGGERS FOR TAKING ALL THE WELFARE?? IF YOU DID YOU WOULDN'T BE STUCK THERE...

 

[Irishmutt]

This shit is $15/day, starting tomorrow. No free food, and shitty vending machines.

i have been on the calling list all this week and i keep praying they dont call me in. it a trip they can get away with paying you only $15 a day you should tell them you are the sole provider and that this crap is going to make it where you wont be able to pay your bills.

 

[Irishmutt]

When they interview you, just say "i dont know if i can trust niggers". They will kick you out so fast it will make you throw up.

DID YOU EXPRESS YOUR HATRED FOR NIGGERS FOR TAKING ALL THE WELFARE?? IF YOU DID YOU WOULDN'T BE STUCK THERE...

this shit is wrong but have heard from people that using the racial slurs gets you out of jury duty quick fast and in a hurry

 

[Foul Mouth]

just tell them you think the system is a joke, or you dont trust the police.

 

[Defy]

pretend you have bias towards one of the parties. They give you a quick little rundown of whats happening, mine was about protesters gettin hit by police and the police charging them with assault on an officer. one of the questions was something like "are you able to treat a police officer's word as you would any other citizen without taking into account their profession?" I was ready to say "hell no, fuck the police" but someone kinda beat me to it......this older gentleman in his 50s got the question and said "no, I would not trust a police officer at all." He was immediately excused.

 

[Rasan]

My job pays me for jury duty, so its all good to me! I never get called for a trial. I'm outta there by 12. At my house by 1215, and watchin maury by 1.