Two homeless dudes sitting in front of an apt. building, when this sexy blonde is walking their way with a bag full of groceries in hand. She approaches them and bluntly says "I'll give one of you guys this bag of groceries if you come up to my apt. and fuck my brains out!"...homeless dudes row-sham-bow (spell...lol) for it........so the winner starts heading up with the blonde to her apt.....she's straight blunt about shit...."O.K., let me go slip into something nice, go wait for me in my bedroom!"...she points the way, so homeless cat does as he's told......she comes back, sporting something real nice.....
they both get comfortable in bed, she get's in missionary style....he begins to notice some oozy green slime dripping out her pussy.....hungry ass fuck, he knows he has to do what he has to do for some food.....but he has an idea...."Hold on real quick, let me drain the main vein!"...he goes to the kitchen and grabs 3 bananas.......comes back...."O.K. I'm ready now"...lights are off, the mode is set......he grabs one banana and begins screwing her...she's loving it....all of a sudden the banana get's mushy....
tosses it out the window......
grabs another one, begins screwing her....it also get's mushy..
tosses it out the window......
grabs the third and last tone, begins screwing her.....she bust's her nut....letting out a satisfying mooooooooan......
he tosses the thired banana out the window....
now that she's satisfied, he requests for his bag of groceries....she kindly says "Of course, thanks again, it's on the kitchen table!"
He leaves happy ass fuck with some good news for his buddy....."hey man, I got some grub for us!"...
other homeless cat is like....
"I'm cool, I just ate 3 bananas!"
they both get comfortable in bed, she get's in missionary style....he begins to notice some oozy green slime dripping out her pussy.....hungry ass fuck, he knows he has to do what he has to do for some food.....but he has an idea...."Hold on real quick, let me drain the main vein!"...he goes to the kitchen and grabs 3 bananas.......comes back...."O.K. I'm ready now"...lights are off, the mode is set......he grabs one banana and begins screwing her...she's loving it....all of a sudden the banana get's mushy....
tosses it out the window......
grabs another one, begins screwing her....it also get's mushy..
tosses it out the window......
grabs the third and last tone, begins screwing her.....she bust's her nut....letting out a satisfying mooooooooan......
he tosses the thired banana out the window....
now that she's satisfied, he requests for his bag of groceries....she kindly says "Of course, thanks again, it's on the kitchen table!"
He leaves happy ass fuck with some good news for his buddy....."hey man, I got some grub for us!"...
other homeless cat is like....
"I'm cool, I just ate 3 bananas!"