Jesus fucking Christ! [WARNING! Sinners only!]
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ASK JESUS!
Dear Jesus, do you believe in yourself?
RESPONSE:
I didn't use too. Which is why I got picked on so much as a youngster... which led to my drug problem, and then to the career in porn, and finally to my eventual crucifixtion.
The lesson here kids is bullies are bad, and anyone who offers you drugs is a turkey... a jive turkey.
-J
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dear jesus, I read that Bill Gates has more money than god . Is this true ?? and if so,how come it does'nt say "in Gates we trust " on US currency ?
RESPONSE:
Truth is, Dad only makes about $12.75 an hour, and hasn't really saved for retirement. Just last week I had to argue with him about buying the new Creed boxed set. Dude, download it. Or when I was broke the other day and he insisted we go out for ribs and he'd pay. But anyway, the money thing won't happen 'till about 2047, after President Gates' death.
-J
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Dear Jesus, do you believe in yourself?
RESPONSE:
I didn't use too. Which is why I got picked on so much as a youngster... which led to my drug problem, and then to the career in porn, and finally to my eventual crucifixtion.
The lesson here kids is bullies are bad, and anyone who offers you drugs is a turkey... a jive turkey.
-J
________
dear jesus, I read that Bill Gates has more money than god . Is this true ?? and if so,how come it does'nt say "in Gates we trust " on US currency ?
RESPONSE:
Truth is, Dad only makes about $12.75 an hour, and hasn't really saved for retirement. Just last week I had to argue with him about buying the new Creed boxed set. Dude, download it. Or when I was broke the other day and he insisted we go out for ribs and he'd pay. But anyway, the money thing won't happen 'till about 2047, after President Gates' death.
-J
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They appear on my screen, but here is the link to all the pics http://photobucket.com/albums/v499/Aerichk/?
Funny shit
Funny shit
