jehova witnesses ringing door bells and bothering people early on saturday mornings

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MobbinINda916

MobbinINda916

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Feb 10, 2009
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a few hours ago I was getting good sleep after drinking 3 fortys last night and having a good dream about tiddies and tacos and then I'm interupted by a loud ass door bell,so I grab my pistol and check thru the peep hole and it's jehova witnesses at my door early on a saturday morning....don't they have anything better to do on a Saturday morning ? they really need to stop bothering people that are trying to relax on the weekends.
/end of rant.
 
Legman

Legman

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Nov 5, 2002
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youd be surprised Rasan

the whole valley is hot with people kickin in doors and snatching people up, or their shit...we had a few out here in Visa and Tulare

but yea, fuck a door knockin faggot at 6am, tryna tell me how to line their coffers pockets while i slowly buy my way into debt and a cozy spot in heaven
 
mExIcaNox4

mExIcaNox4

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May 1, 2002
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Legman said:
but yea, fuck a door knockin faggot at 6am, tryna tell me how to line their coffers pockets while i slowly buy my way into debt and a cozy spot in heaven
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dont they want 10 percent ? then u wonder why priest are always ballin.....u shouldve answered the door and slammed it in their face
 
kingsix18

kingsix18

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Oct 19, 2008
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My first girlfriend was a Jehovah's Witness. She was a freaky little bitch. Her mom hated me but I don't know if it was because I was Catholic or because she knew her daughter was a slut.
 
Nuttkase

Nuttkase

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Jun 5, 2002
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Last time one of these wack job religious people knocked on my door (think they were Protestants) I answered because I thought it was the building manager who was supposed to stop by. I opened the door and some lady was standing there and was like "good day sir we'd like to invite you and your family to join us, is the lady of the house in?" and lifted up her hand holding a pamphlet and all I caught a glimpse of was "Let Jesus..." on it and I just said "Oh okay, hold on a second" and closed the door and then went back to watching TV on the couch.

I still sometimes wonder how long she stood there for before she realized no one was coming back and left.
 
Cut-Throat

Cut-Throat

Bob Pimp MOBBEN!!!
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Apr 25, 2002
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Nuttkase said:
Last time one of these wack job religious people knocked on my door (think they were Protestants) I answered because I thought it was the building manager who was supposed to stop by. I opened the door and some lady was standing there and was like "good day sir we'd like to invite you and your family to join us, is the lady of the house in?" and lifted up her hand holding a pamphlet and all I caught a glimpse of was "Let Jesus..." on it and I just said "Oh okay, hold on a second" and closed the door and then went back to watching TV on the couch.

I still sometimes wonder how long she stood there for before she realized no one was coming back and left.
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shoulda told liddle spewn he had a visitor...
 
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blunt_hogg559
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that home invasion shit aint no joke. some fucker had an old ass bitch knock on my door. i wasn't home and my roommate at the time said he didn't feel like answering the door. some tweeker dude breaks into my room window, my roommate cracked him in the skull with the house wop stick.
 
drewski.kalonji

drewski.kalonji

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May 17, 2002
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:ab: said:
that home invasion shit aint no joke. some fucker had an old ass bitch knock on my door. i wasn't home and my roommate at the time said he didn't feel like answering the door. some tweeker dude breaks into my room window, my roommate cracked him in the skull with the house wop stick.
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gotta hate those evil tweekers. scum of california fa sho. i've dealt with similar situations when i was younger. protect yaself and be smart when it comes to your spot!
 
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Jun 3, 2002
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I know a girl that is a jehova witness and I didn't realize until she told me that they dont celebrate birthdays or holidays. But its all good if she goes clubbing and gets drunk as fuck, I will never understand this religion.
 
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