So You Hit on an underage Girl ?
It's inevitable nowadays. As time progresses, skirts get shorter and shirts lift ever closer to the much-hailed under-breast. It used to be scandalous to show your ankles, now women are walking around with duct tape and string. In the modern world we are progressing at an exponential rate, the computer to the desktop to blackberries, planes to the moon, to mars.
However, it is not just science that is developing quicker, the human body is maturing at an increasing rate. I could talk about boys, but who cares; this piece focuses on the bane of the adult male's existence, the adolescent girl.
Found in almost all climates and latitudes the more dangerous locales tend to be suburban, but increasingly, urban settings. This is due to a combination of genetics, fashion and cosmetic surgery. Yes, cosmetic surgery, as girls as young as twelve are receiving 'preventative' Botox treatments and collagen injections. What fourteen-year- old is complete without her own set of pouting DSL's.
Keeping with modern trends, and backed by the research of Marcia Herman-Giddens, by age eight, 48% of black girls and almost 15% of white girls are showing signs of sexual development. This means that as early as eight, children are starting to sprout breasts, gain hips and that dirty dirty sexy swagger.
What does this mean for the urban dwelling male, normally between the ages of twenty-one to twenty-five? We are in a shitload of trouble. My case study? New York City, the big apple. Where every corner bodega sells fake id's and every bar and club is trying to get as many hot women in as possible, the chance of you finding yourself confronted by what the kids refer to as 'jailbait.' Is increasingly common.
It doesn't even need to be in a club, walking down the street who knows how old that girl in the tight tanktop and short frilly skirt is... but that doesn't stop your head from swiveling, because men, as has been proven I'm sure at some point, is like the stegosaurus. We have two brains, one in our head, the other in our... tail.
But this needs to be short, and less a composition piece, so we will provide you with a handy-dandy pocket guide of what to do if you find yourself confronted in these or other various situations that places a young, nubile, and potential adolescent girl in front of you.
It's inevitable nowadays. As time progresses, skirts get shorter and shirts lift ever closer to the much-hailed under-breast. It used to be scandalous to show your ankles, now women are walking around with duct tape and string. In the modern world we are progressing at an exponential rate, the computer to the desktop to blackberries, planes to the moon, to mars.
However, it is not just science that is developing quicker, the human body is maturing at an increasing rate. I could talk about boys, but who cares; this piece focuses on the bane of the adult male's existence, the adolescent girl.
Found in almost all climates and latitudes the more dangerous locales tend to be suburban, but increasingly, urban settings. This is due to a combination of genetics, fashion and cosmetic surgery. Yes, cosmetic surgery, as girls as young as twelve are receiving 'preventative' Botox treatments and collagen injections. What fourteen-year- old is complete without her own set of pouting DSL's.
Keeping with modern trends, and backed by the research of Marcia Herman-Giddens, by age eight, 48% of black girls and almost 15% of white girls are showing signs of sexual development. This means that as early as eight, children are starting to sprout breasts, gain hips and that dirty dirty sexy swagger.
What does this mean for the urban dwelling male, normally between the ages of twenty-one to twenty-five? We are in a shitload of trouble. My case study? New York City, the big apple. Where every corner bodega sells fake id's and every bar and club is trying to get as many hot women in as possible, the chance of you finding yourself confronted by what the kids refer to as 'jailbait.' Is increasingly common.
It doesn't even need to be in a club, walking down the street who knows how old that girl in the tight tanktop and short frilly skirt is... but that doesn't stop your head from swiveling, because men, as has been proven I'm sure at some point, is like the stegosaurus. We have two brains, one in our head, the other in our... tail.
But this needs to be short, and less a composition piece, so we will provide you with a handy-dandy pocket guide of what to do if you find yourself confronted in these or other various situations that places a young, nubile, and potential adolescent girl in front of you.
