ive fucking had it w bread

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askG

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i got these 2 bread classes that run for fucking ever

one is baking from 3pm-8pm sometimes later

other one is breadmaking from 5pm-9pm or 10pm ometimes


once a week for each its the same fuicking bs..mix knead proof bullshit bake cool etc etc

shit is fucking tedious not to mention frustrating...ive already had to make 2 fucking breads for class...this doesnt count the 5 lloaves of bread i fucked up for baking which i had to make at the wee hours of the fucking mornig and the ear splitting fucking wake up call i got from the snoke detectors after the fucking bread was burnt on the outside and raw on inside...it made one bad fucking beat down stick though.

so now i need to turn in some bullshit portfolio project and study for midterm for baking...and tunrn in some fucking croissants (god knows whats gon happne...the fcking dough is in the fridgem im praying to god they bake fine) and study for final for breadmaking...not to mention the little time i have bw two jobs and going to these fucking classes...shit is a fucking nightmare...working on portfolio right now...teacher gave us a recipe book..she wants us to TYPE UP EVERY RECIPE WE ALREADY HAVE ON THE HANDOUT ONTO THIS FUCKING THING>..why if we already got it do we need to retype them mofos FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK...it was a shitty week last week...this one looks to be shaping up to be even shittier...then we gotta draw diagrams put em in plastic sleeves seperate everything w dividers and skip to class w this bitch...the teacher alwasy perky perky and upbeat and appy i think shes on some medicatin cuz no one is that fucking happy...at least ive never been that fucking happy.

i dont kow if any of you ever make bread...its a bitch...mixing...kneading..waiting...jerking you rballs...shaping...benching...jacking off...proofind...double the size...scoring...washing etc etc et cet cet cet e cet endless number of fucking steps..
...im done with both these fucking classes...bitch is the baking class goes on for the whole semester...aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrghhhhhh...

ive been here typing shit since 1pm and its now 4...im looking at a fcking 2am bedtime the way things are going....

and ii stil gotta read some fucking 20 pg chapter.arrrrghh

baking tomorrow, bread the day after...and the timing is just a bitch...i cant even smoke cuz i need to conserv for the rest of the week...dont get paid till thursday,....man thisi a bitch...fucking school sucks.

and i still gotta type up the notes we write in class which the fucking teacher puts up on the slides for like fucmking half a minute...1 page of fucking bullshit she projects up and we got 30 sec to jot it down...tells us she was going to put up the notes on her website...i dont see shit on her website but bullshit about bread and her big ass smiling prozac zoloft medicating ass on the page...BBBBBBIIIIIITTTCCCCCCCHhhhhhh
 
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culinary program...cooking classes are fine...these baking classes give head.

if shit dont come out right ima end up just buying it and turning in some bs recipe.
 
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my dad's a baker. I've baked bread before it is a PAIN IN THE ASS. my dad owns a bakery & used to sell bread but he won't anymore because it's not worth all the time & effort since bread has to sell for pretty cheap. but I guess they just want you to do all this tedious work so that it becomes second nature and shit. what kind of breads are you making?
 
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fuck yeah ppl...some bomb ass croissants came out...3 batches...one of them was perfect in color...the other 2 were a little pale but still delic ya digs...crazy thing is...we were supposed to get a new stove but the one that we got wouldnt work for some reason...had to transport those 3 batches of croissants to my cousins house 10 min away and it came out perfect...all done with my portoflio..

now its 10am....gotta get a haircut then till 3 to study for the midterm...then study for my final tomorrow but ill probly do it tomorrow since class aint till 5pm...at this point though...im kind of like fuck it...if it happens it happens...ive had a shitty ass couple of fucking weeks and im thikning to myself...why even care...even if i get shit done...shit still gon be some bad days anyways ya digs.

weve been baking struddels, danishes, croissants, carrot bread...sourdough..etc etc etc etc et c etc...shit is endless.

but its all to the good right now.
 
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askG said:
fuck yeah ppl...some bomb ass croissants came out...3 batches...one of them was perfect in color...the other 2 were a little pale but still delic ya digs...crazy thing is...we were supposed to get a new stove but the one that we got wouldnt work for some reason...had to transport those 3 batches of croissants to my cousins house 10 min away and it came out perfect...all done with my portoflio..

now its 10am....gotta get a haircut then till 3 to study for the midterm...then study for my final tomorrow but ill probly do it tomorrow since class aint till 5pm...at this point though...im kind of like fuck it...if it happens it happens...ive had a shitty ass couple of fucking weeks and im thikning to myself...why even care...even if i get shit done...shit still gon be some bad days anyways ya digs.

weve been baking struddels, danishes, croissants, carrot bread...sourdough..etc etc etc etc et c etc...shit is endless.

but its all to the good right now.
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dude, look on the bright side, you're almost done. and your croisants didn't come out fucked up, so you're good to go. and your portfolio is done, so you got nothin to worry about but the stupid tests....that should put a smile on your face since you got both those things done.
 
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