Not because all of the stores have Christmas shit out (actually, they've probably had it out for about two months already), not because the toy sections are fully stocked, not because of the sales, but because the grocery stores are now selling egg nog. Damn, I love that shit. I only have about two months to drink as much as I can, get fat, and spend the whole spring time working it off. I just bought a gallon from Costco. Let my happiness commence.
It's Officially The Holiday Season!
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I usually bring it in to my class for our Christmas party because a lot of them have never had it. I pour a little and let them taste it first because you either love egg nog or hate it. Some kids love it so much that they don't know when to stop. I had one kid last year drink so much so fast that he was laying on the ground because his stomach hurt so much. He ended up going to the bathroom to vomit but came back feeling better. We were all laughing at him and even he was laughing at himself.
I hate the holiday season. I went into a store yesterday to buy a bag for my laptop and they were already playing xmas music. I did a 180 and bought that shit somewhere else. I do not partake in the enjoyment of xmas music, drinking egg nog, exchanging gifts, hangning lights/decorating trees, anything to do with satan clause or any other fucked up things people do this time of year...