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> Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the
> mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
>
> Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away
> from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
>
> The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood
> plasma.
>
> No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
>
> Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
>
> You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
>
> Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or
> older.
>
> The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
>
> The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
>
> A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
>
> American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each
> salad served in first-class.
>
> Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
>
> Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the
> morning.
>
> The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
>
> Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
>
> The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
>
> Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike
> factory workers in Malaysia combined.
>
> Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
>
> All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen
> wearing them in public.
>
> Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
>
> Pearls melt in vinegar.
>
> Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
> already married.
>
> The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and
> Budweiser, in that order.
>
> It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
>
> A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
>
> The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the
> engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor
> and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
>
> Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains
> all the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William Jefferson
> Clinton.
>
> Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>
> In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's
> nuclear weapons combined.
>
> On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
>
> On average people fear spiders more than death.
>
> Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
>
> Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
>
> Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
>
> Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
>
> It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
>
> The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
> because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the
> weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
>
> A snail can sleep for three years.
>
> No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
>
> Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
>
> Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
> never stop growing.
>
> The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
>
> All polar bears are left handed.
>
> In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
> including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
>
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>
> TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
> on one row of the keyboard.
>
> "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
>
> A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
>
> The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
>
> Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
>
> Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.
> Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the
> mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
>
> Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away
> from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
>
> The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood
> plasma.
>
> No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
>
> Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
>
> You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
>
> Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or
> older.
>
> The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
>
> The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
>
> A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
>
> American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each
> salad served in first-class.
>
> Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
>
> Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the
> morning.
>
> The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
>
> Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
>
> The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
>
> Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike
> factory workers in Malaysia combined.
>
> Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
>
> All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen
> wearing them in public.
>
> Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
>
> Pearls melt in vinegar.
>
> Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
> already married.
>
> The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and
> Budweiser, in that order.
>
> It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
>
> A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
>
> The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the
> engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor
> and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
>
> Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains
> all the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William Jefferson
> Clinton.
>
> Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>
> In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's
> nuclear weapons combined.
>
> On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
>
> On average people fear spiders more than death.
>
> Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
>
> Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
>
> Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
>
> Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
>
> It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
>
> The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
> because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the
> weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
>
> A snail can sleep for three years.
>
> No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
>
> Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
>
> Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
> never stop growing.
>
> The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
>
> All polar bears are left handed.
>
> In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
> including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
>
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>
> TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
> on one row of the keyboard.
>
> "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
>
> A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
>
> The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
>
> Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
>
> Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.
