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for real, only a couple of my close friends remembered it was my birthday...like 1-2 of them.

then when people asked what i did and said shit for my birthday they were like "oh it was you rbirthday? when was that?"

it'll be interesting to see which homies remember this year. my boy i work with will for sure remember cause i've known him since i was 7 and he was 6, and his birthday is 6 days after mine...and we have the same first name lmao.....

fuck birthdays...i don't think i've had ONE that i can say "i had a fucking blast that shit was dope." my 21st bday is the closest...and i had finals the next morning after staying up until 3am drinking, smoking and playing madden...LMAO
for real though. It's true. I've noticed it myself and ur older than me too!

Shit my 21st was a BLAST!!! also my 18th. Prolly my two best birthdays for me.

And LOL @ u making it to class the next day. Day after my 21st I woke up 8am ass naked at my ex girls house NOT knowing how I got there or what happened. Usually when I "black out" I sorta remember parts of the night but I couldn't remember shit that night. Walked home SOOOOO hung over n assed out for another 5 hours n skipped class.

That next day ky mani Marley was in town so I went wit my boy n we got shitfaced. Some how my boy got locked up n went to the drunk tank.

Ahhhh good times. Good times.
 

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for real though. It's true. I've noticed it myself and ur older than me too!

Shit my 21st was a BLAST!!! also my 18th. Prolly my two best birthdays for me.

And LOL @ u making it to class the next day. Day after my 21st I woke up 8am ass naked at my ex girls house NOT knowing how I got there or what happened. Usually when I "black out" I sorta remember parts of the night but I couldn't remember shit that night. Walked home SOOOOO hung over n assed out for another 5 hours n skipped class.

That next day ky mani Marley was in town so I went wit my boy n we got shitfaced. Some how my boy got locked up n went to the drunk tank.

Ahhhh good times. Good times.
i drank a couple 22's with my roommate/home boy....and smoked some purp.

i had a final at 7am...got 4 hours of sleep and showed up EARLY to my final....talked to the teacher, he said i had an A, and he let me bounce. LOL

21 and 22 were the best years of my life so far...i'm tryina make these next however many the best again tho....

21 was a dope birthday tho...i had like 3 parties...one with a couple friends, one with this whore i was dating and her fam (they got me hella alcohol and some nice button up shirt that'd be like $150 in the stores but they had a boutique/salon......and then 1 with my fam...but that was LAME cause all they do is sit around gettin loaded and talk shit....a few of my family members deserved an ass beating that night, so i left at 8pm after being there for a coulpe hours....
 

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i got so faded on my 21st i blacked out at the bar but i guess i got kicked out lol, i lost my cell phone, woke up the next day and i had a beer glass from the bar layin next to me like wtf?

but i was pukin the whole next day until night time it was by far the worst hangover ive ever had
 
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Good shit!!

I went out n got shit faced every night for like a week straight after my 21st lol. Shit was a craaaaaazzzy week for me.

Also went to Vegas wit the fam. I met this billionaire at the pool. Some doctor named Eric Moscow. Look him up. We went to this club called the bank in the bellagios. He had prolly 20 big ass bodyguards and he was tippin people by the hundo. I dunno how i'm kickin it wit this guy but we chopped it up for awhile. Had free henny and goose ALLLL NIGHT and topped it off wit Washington apple and don p. So many bad bitches comin up to our VIP booth. This guy is a fat ass m&m lookin foo but he was pulllliinnn hoes(everyone at the club knew who he was n knew he was GUAP'D)
 
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dam 1/2 gallon if i drunk that id be typing wit one eye open, Back when i was a lil younger I got bad on drinkin like a 5th a day but fuck I member I got a half gallon that shit lasted me to days that was as soon as I woke up eatin then taking shots plus one of my peoples his chick n my bitch drunk a lil on the second day I was shit face str8 all day for the week end ..
 

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Oh. Thx u to Eric Moscow. He got me my first Persian pussy that night. She was 30. I told her I was 24. LOL!!!!
hahaha i like persian females...

Good shit!!

I went out n got shit faced every night for like a week straight after my 21st lol. Shit was a craaaaaazzzy week for me.

Also went to Vegas wit the fam. I met this billionaire at the pool. Some doctor named Eric Moscow. Look him up. We went to this club called the bank in the bellagios. He had prolly 20 big ass bodyguards and he was tippin people by the hundo. I dunno how i'm kickin it wit this guy but we chopped it up for awhile. Had free henny and goose ALLLL NIGHT and topped it off wit Washington apple and don p. So many bad bitches comin up to our VIP booth. This guy is a fat ass m&m lookin foo but he was pulllliinnn hoes(everyone at the club knew who he was n knew he was GUAP'D)
gwoppppppppppp'd.......that's dope. i'd love to have a birthday like that. lol
 
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its 4L10....and i said gallon huh......i meant half gallon.....im faded like a fladed....i stop drainkin about a hour ago....i had my baby momma come over and suck me off.for like 2 hours....its time for somezzzzzzzzzz.......hopefully i wake up before 7..goodnighthy