OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH a BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Who gives a shit. People don't understand that nobody over in China is celebrating your birthday for a reason. It's because you don't matter in the grand scheme of things no matter how many stuffed animals and balloons you buy. What a load of shit. And you couldn't be celebrating a gayer person's birthday. Hey happy 23 cocksucker - you're ABSOLUTELY NO DIFFERENT THAN YOU WERE YESTERDAY. NO DIFFERENCE AT ALL. What the fuck are you clapping your hands and smiling like a bitch for? You're a fag. How's that for happy 23. Here's to 23 more years of your indecipherable babbling. Hope you don't get cancer and die, oh wait I do.
Fuck you.