it never fuckin' fails...

[BIG J]

I go to pick up sum large object, by lifting with my legs, and the fuckin crotch of my pants rips! Dammit!!!

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

d'OH!

THAT SUCKS DUDE. I CANNOT RELATE BUT ONE TIME I DID DREAM I WENT TO SCHOOL IN A SWEATER DRESS WITH NO UNDERWEAR ON. I WAS DOING CHERRY DROPS ON THE BARS AND GOT ARRESTED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE. HOPE THIS HELPS WITH YOUR HUMILIATION, SINCE I JUST MADE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A FOOL (AGAIN).

 

[odogfelon]

shit man like a week ago i had my work pants on and i was hoping into a girlfriends car and 'riiiiiiippp'. my damn croch busts open...needless to say i was a little imbarressed cuz' i was freeballin too.

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

WOAH! GOING COMMANDO EH?!

 

[Unregistered]

Have any of you had your boxers rip?
Like two weeks ago, I bought some boxers that were tight on me but I decided to wear them anyway. After a few hours of getting in and out of cars at work, they rip! When I got home, they didn't seem like a pair of "boxer shorts," they looked more like a "boxer skirt."

 

[BIG J]

HOPE THIS HELPS WITH YOUR HUMILIATION, SINCE I JUST MADE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A FOOL (AGAIN).

I'm not really humiliated, just was kinda pissed that I fucked up my pants.LOL! I don't understand how you made yourself look like a foo, itz just a dream

Those are sum funny ass stories though
*In best Nelson Muntz Voice* "HA, HA!"

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

^^^HELLLOOOO????!!!!! I was wearing a sweater dress!!!???? That alone is grounds for permanent dismissal from the human race.

 

[Blight]

^DAMN! Lol

I rip boxers all the time.

 

[I AM]

hahahahahahahaha.......that sucks.....:ermm: