Is there such thing as an odorless pussy?

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Apr 25, 2002
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Cause if so, I aint never had it. I hate when I go down on a chick and my moustache is stained with puss stench... I gotta smell it all day and since its right under my nose, Im convinced that everyone around me smells it too.
 
Sep 28, 2004
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Women don't like it when you pour baking soda on their crotches to neutralize the odor either. They are so selfish. That's why you need to put it in their underwear when they're not looking. ( Or insist nicely that they take a shower first..?) Body odors of any kind are not really appealing. You could always shave your moustache, or make a little moustache guard or something. Or spray her with Febreeze as soon as she opens her legs and tell her that it turns you on to pretend she's a smelly couch.
 
May 6, 2002
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My baby mom has no smell at all....

Most females smell worse when they fuck a lot of dudes, or get cumed in... But some just have weird ph balances

That's why I always go for the least smelly as possible...lol... Cause most likely she aint gettin fucked all the time... Or she is and is just really clean afterwards... Either way... Still better then a funky love muffin...
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
May 3, 2002
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Women also have different things goin on at different times in their cycles which affect the 'odor' they may have. My husband tells me that there is somethin about chlorine, though, thta mixes with a womans chemicals and makes that shit taste/smell hella good.

LMAO @ not washin your face after goin down on your woman and smellin it all day....like the kid in junior high who fingered his first broad...SMELL MY FINGER!!
 

KALYN

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Dec 11, 2002
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Da6Footah said:
LMAO @ not washin your face after goin down on your woman and smellin it all day....like the kid in junior high who fingered his first broad...SMELL MY FINGER!!



...LOL.. ugh Dana damn....



Yes.. the ordorless nana exists... ::edit:: .. :paranoid:
 
Apr 1, 2002
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Da6Footah said:
LMAO @ not washin your face after goin down on your woman and smellin it all day....like the kid in junior high who fingered his first broad...SMELL MY FINGER!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA, Melo you dirty ass ninja, you prolly went down there a day or 2 after her period stopped...
 
Feb 8, 2003
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Yeah there is a such thing as orderless pussy. My babies mom is ordeless just like NonStop said about his.

This reminds me of the last female I was fucking with she was fine ass fuck, nice and everything good that a nigga would want in a lady. But her cock smelled like fish sticks I got tired of my fingers and boxers smelling like that. So one day I told her I'm not trying to be rude but you smell weird.
 
Sep 23, 2004
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LET ME GO AHEAD AND BREAK IT DOWN...
I HAD THIS PHILLAPINO BITCH
THIS BITCH WOULD GET HER COCK BUSTED NIGHTLY ON THE TRACK...AT LEAST 4 DUDES...
SHE WOULD SQUAT IN THE SHOWER AND CLEAN HER COCK FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT...
THE BITCH DID THAT SHIT BEFORE I THREW HER ON THE TRACK BUT ANY HOW, THE HO'S PUSSY NEVER HAD ANY KIND OF ODOR, AND SHE WAS A CERTIFIED HO. I JUST LOST THAT BITCH AND I AINT HAPPY ABOUT IT, NEITHER IS MY WALLET. BUT YEAH CLEANING THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY IS THE KEY.
 
Aug 9, 2002
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BROWN GUERRERO said:
THE ODORLESS PUSSY IS A URBAN LEGEND!!

LOL...their rare but they do exist...I know Ive been lucky enough to have a 100% odorless pussy...must of been cuz she was a virgin...but still I HAD IT!...
 
Jun 5, 2004
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aint a such thing... all you people that say that your girl has one is probably cuz you been with her so long you got more used to it.

-and if you had a 1 night stand with a girl and it didnt stink: you didnt smell it the next morning, you might be surprised.
 
May 6, 2002
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Well first night I was wit my baby mom, I smelled nothin... So I couldn't have been used to it.... AND i stayed over, and did it again the next morning...

And still....

No smell...

So... There IS a such thing.... U may have not run into one, but my baby mom has no smell... At all.... 1 of 3 bitches iv ever ran into like that
 
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speakin of this...does anybody elses tongue be crampin up while tryin to make a girl cumm? i only do this on my girl..i aint goin down on no random ho