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Deep Thought

Deep Thought

Sicc OOG
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May 21, 2002
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...skate shoes? What the fuck kinda pussy shit are these? The wheels are much too recessed to get any real use other than gliding like a sissy-la-la across extremely flat and even surfaces while singing "I'm super, thanks for asking!"

Only next to the gayified "rolling back packs" do I hate these more. WTF? The lil bastards have a noetbook, a few pencil shanks, and some Poke'mon cards in 'em yet they pull these big-ass airport bags behind them like they're headed for Istambul? Can you say "conditioned laziness"?

And what about these window stickers featuring Calvin pissing on everything from "La Migra" to "FORD"? GAY with a capital "G". In fact, all these stickers are gay. A Nike "swoosh"? Yeah buddy, you're sure foolin me. I really believe Nike makes mini-trucks now. Or if you're a Raider fan then so be it but, are TWO BIG-ASS shield emblems that cover your ENTIRE rear window REALLY necessary? And Honda driver, I don't need you to slam "HONDA powered" across your windshield to know for sure there isn't a 350 V8 Big Block rumbling beneath your "electric yellow" painted hood.

One last one before I bail: Cell-phone antenna. STOP BUYING FAKE ONES AND SLAMMING THEM ON YOUR SLED IN PAIRS!!! We know they are fake. I've seen stupid fucks with anywhere from 2 to freaking 6 of these things on their rig. STOP IT!

More later...
 
Deep Thought

Deep Thought

Sicc OOG
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May 21, 2002
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Ok, didn't have to sign off like I thought.

Bomber jackets in the Summer. WTF? You rather look cool than be cool? I see numbnuts all the time walking around in bomber jackets and beanies when it's like 89 degrees outside. Do you think it makes you look tough? And stop folding your socks over inside of your shoes to make them look "fat." That shit is dum-diddly-dumb and looks even stupider when Johnny Skinnylegs does it while wearing shorts. You look like Alice the Goon.

Little shirts on fat chicks. Arrrrrgggghhhh! If you have a gut and or more stretch marks than the inside of Richard Simmons asshole, these shirts are not for you. We don't think you are "bold" or "confident" when you venture to snap one of these onto your manatee size frame. We just think you are purposely trying to ward off potential mates.

More as they come to me...
 
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Sneak

Sicc OG
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May 11, 2002
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Deep Thought said:
...skate shoes? What the fuck kinda pussy shit are these? The wheels are much too recessed to get any real use other than gliding like a sissy-la-la across extremely flat and even surfaces while singing "I'm super, thanks for asking!"

Only next to the gayified "rolling back packs" do I hate these more. WTF? The lil bastards have a noetbook, a few pencil shanks, and some Poke'mon cards in 'em yet they pull these big-ass airport bags behind them like they're headed for Istambul? Can you say "conditioned laziness"?

And what about these window stickers featuring Calvin pissing on everything from "La Migra" to "FORD"? GAY with a capital "G". In fact, all these stickers are gay. A Nike "swoosh"? Yeah buddy, you're sure foolin me. I really believe Nike makes mini-trucks now. Or if you're a Raider fan then so be it but, are TWO BIG-ASS shield emblems that cover your ENTIRE rear window REALLY necessary? And Honda driver, I don't need you to slam "HONDA powered" across your windshield to know for sure there isn't a 350 V8 Big Block rumbling beneath your "electric yellow" painted hood.

One last one before I bail: Cell-phone antenna. STOP BUYING FAKE ONES AND SLAMMING THEM ON YOUR SLED IN PAIRS!!! We know they are fake. I've seen stupid fucks with anywhere from 2 to freaking 6 of these things on their rig. STOP IT!

More later...
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Actually skate shoes would be brands such as DC,Global,Osiris,Etnies. The shoes with wheels on them are Heelies.
 
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GANGSTAEIGHT

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what a way to say 'put your crack pipe in my manhole' by putting some gay window stickers on your car!
 
Deep Thought

Deep Thought

Sicc OOG
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May 21, 2002
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If you have an old school with 20" rims you may need to check your draws. You may be wearing a woman's thong up unda ya Dickies playa. Who started this stupid trend? The shit looks strait homo. YOU CANNOT SLAM 20's ON JUST ANYTHING! Escpecially on old schools. It looks f'ing retarded. Stick to wires (no bigger than 15") and rallys.

Why do people place NeckCAR -errrr NASCAR stickers on strait up hoopties? Paste all the Valvoline and Holly Carb stickers you want on your '86 Topaz with the emergency doughnut on the left side but, it will not drive any faster. And speaking of emergency doughnuts, they're for emergencies only morons! Why do I see you in traffic one week later rolling with the same hockey puck on the left rear side like it's tha thang to do? Simply gayified.

Import fan, big rear wings do not equal more speed. Shit, some of you have 'em so big you constantly pop wheelies even when you don't mean to. And the double wings? Who are you, the Red fucking Baron!? Cut it down before a gust of wind turns yous into a flying obnoxious hotwheel.

Hey YOU! You with the overflowing grocery cart! The f'ing sign says "15 items or Less" you dumb fuck! Don't act like you can't read English! But I bet if this cashier shorts you even 3 cents your ass will know American math like freaking Einstine in a second. Stop pretending not to understand what the fuck I'm saying when you think it suits you! That's gay!
 
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Boss Hogg

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Deep Thought said:
Import fan, big rear wings do not equal more speed. Shit, some of you have 'em so big you constantly pop wheelies even when you don't mean to. And the double wings? Who are you, the Red fucking Baron!? Cut it down before a gust of wind turns yous into a flying obnoxious hotwheel.
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LOL. I hate those things.
 
Villain

Villain

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Apr 25, 2002
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folks that have big ass tail pipes on their imports...Honda's aren't supposed to sound like lawn mowers...want muscle, get an old school...let some real dogs bark...

I hate when people have those flashing lights on their cell phones...it annoys me...

Why don't people fucking signal when changing lanes anymore???

Why the FUCK is Eminem getting radio play on rock stations???
 
ConnDemned

ConnDemned

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Apr 25, 2002
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I don't know, ralley wheels are pretty gay to me, like the corevette/camaro ralleys heavy ugly wheels, if you have them on your car you better be going to get new ones... but keep up the good work there George Carlin aka DT
 
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MooreBlock530

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Aug 9, 2006
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haha when rolling backpacks first came out i wanted one hella bad but never got one.....your trippin if all you think kids have in there backpacks are a couple pencles and a sheet a paper.....in the 5th grade my back pack was HALF as heavy as me.......my nephews is even more heavy.....

kid is in the 4th grade and has like a 400 page histroy book like the ones in HS
 
Stalka All Day

Stalka All Day

Yeezy Taught Me
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MooreBlock530 said:
haha when rolling backpacks first came out i wanted one hella bad but never got one.....your trippin if all you think kids have in there backpacks are a couple pencles and a sheet a paper.....in the 5th grade my back pack was HALF as heavy as me.......my nephews is even more heavy.....

kid is in the 4th grade and has like a 400 page histroy book like the ones in HS
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what the fuck did you carry in that shit...my back pack didnt have nothing but a skinny ass binder that didnt even really get used cause i used to cut after 2nd period....and make up and markers
 
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MooreBlock530

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Aug 9, 2006
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lol school books.....

im telling you i graduated in 06....but back in the 5th grade we had school books that were like 200 pages....history and math.....and mix in a few other "reading" books......thats weight.....for a lil ass kid.....

dont even get me started on middle school/hs were it was hella worse...hs i just kept all my shit in my car though.....
 
HiLsyde707Kloun

HiLsyde707Kloun

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Oct 16, 2006
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SHEA said:
MooreBlock530= graduation.

Stalka All Day= continuation.
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lol. I had a rollin' backpack. I had back problems 'cuz I had 2 much shit in my regular backpack when I was younger. Shit was cool... I wish I still used one. Funny how now in college I have lighter/less books than I did in middle school. I don't even think I use a backpack now. Fuck, if I even go to class.
 
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