Is it okay to beat my students?

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#1
I only have 2 students, and they really piss me off sometimes. One is 57 and the other is 19. They are with me from 8:30-3:30 Monday thru Friday. The 57 year old just told me to stop biting my fingernails! What kinda shit is that? I'm a grown ass woman dogg. So, seeing how they're not 'children', is it okay for me to beat them or chase them down the street in my truck?
 
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This is how moronic they are: There was a question on one of the tests that was worded really badly. So instead of letting them get it wrong, I decided to give them the answer. So I told them what the question was about & wrote the answer on the board. Both of them still got the damn thing wrong!!! The question was on one of their finals too. So I wrote half the question on the board, with the answer. One of the idiots got it wrong again!!! I mean, come on now. There's not paying attention, and there's not paying attention. Now what the fuck was he doing???
 
#8
I teach a CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) class. No, it's my problem if they fail too. Cuzz my students are referred to us by this other program. And if people are failing, they aren't gonna send us students, and I won't have a job. We need at least 8 students per class to make the class profitable. I started with 8, now I'm down to 2.
 
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Well, this is the first time the class has been run. So they are like guinea pigs. And when they were initially 'recruiting' people to be in this class, they were in such a hurry that they let any and everybody join. And any and everybody ended up quitting cuzz it wasn't what they thought it would be. There was no selection process.
 
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@loca

go to safeway or any store and buy citrus of magnesia...pour it into someones drink, in 45 minutes to an hour theyll be trying not to shit on themselves
 
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i used to terrorize my teachers in junior high.there was this one cool ass teacher for typing.one day she chased me around the room cause i said sumthing bad to her.when she caught me she pulled my hood over my head and pulled the strings as tight as she could.my face was scrounched and i could'nt see so she choked and shook me.

the whole class was bustin up.

then one day she was in a hurry after school and she was trying to tear out the parking lot.we crossed paths and i was taking my sweet time to stay in her way.she was motioning to move with a mean face.

so i went down and tied my shoes she started reving in her car and started pushing forward.she was gonna run me over!

i'll never forget her she was cool.
 
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Re: Re: Is it okay to beat my students?

Deep Thought said:
You teach Sweets and Sarge?
what an ass! LOL

Smack em up Loc. Although I would love to see some video of you chasing them down the street with your truck. :cheeky:
 
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Locahontas said:
I only have 2 students, and they really piss me off sometimes. One is 57 and the other is 19. They are with me from 8:30-3:30 Monday thru Friday. The 57 year old just told me to stop biting my fingernails! What kinda shit is that? I'm a grown ass woman dogg. So, seeing how they're not 'children', is it okay for me to beat them or chase them down the street in my truck?
WTF?