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Investment advice from the Nostril King:
If you had bought 1000 dollarws worht of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth forty nine dollars. With Enron, you would have 16.50 - with Worldcom you would have less than FIVE DOLLARS LEFT!!
If you had bought 1000 in BEER one year ago, drank all the beer and turned in the cans for 5 cents each, you would have 107 dollars.
Based on the above my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
LOOK AT ME - AND LISTEN TO MY WARNING
If you had bought 1000 dollarws worht of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth forty nine dollars. With Enron, you would have 16.50 - with Worldcom you would have less than FIVE DOLLARS LEFT!!
If you had bought 1000 in BEER one year ago, drank all the beer and turned in the cans for 5 cents each, you would have 107 dollars.
Based on the above my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
LOOK AT ME - AND LISTEN TO MY WARNING
