ASAP - As Soon As Possible
IMHO - In My Humble/Honest Opinion
WTF - What the fuck
LOL - Laughing out loud
LMAO - Laughing my as off
LMFAO - Laughing my fucking ass off
WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get
ROTFLMAO - Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off
IMO - In my opinion
FOTFL - Falls On The Floor Laughing
PMSL - Pissing MySelf Laughing
ROTFLABITC - Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Biting Into The Carpet
AFT - About Fucking Time
ASAFP - As Soon As Fucking Possible
IHTFP - I Hate This Fucking Place
NFW - No Fucking Way
NMFP - Not My Fucking Problem
ASL - 000: Age, Sex (or vital Stats),
IKWYABWAI - I Know What You Are But What Am I?
WYSIWIS - What You See Is What I See
WWJD - What Would Jesus Do
WAWOT - What A Waste Of Time
DYFM - Do you feel me?
ISWYM - I See What You Mean
OMFG - Oh My Fucking God
OMG - Oh My God
WB - Welcome Back
TYP - Thank You, Partner