Instant Messenging fun.....lol

[mustynutz]

its fun fuckin wit people on AIM , chat rooms etc....


heavensstarlight: im from NC too
friendlydann27: hello
heavensstarlight: hi ya
friendlydann27: Sorry, i'm not relaly used to this thing
friendlydann27: just bought a computer last week
heavensstarlight: lol
heavensstarlight: i see
heavensstarlight: do u have a mic and speakers?
friendlydann27: the mic doesnt seem to work.
heavensstarlight: lol /...sure its not you?
friendlydann27: could be
heavensstarlight: im jokin
heavensstarlight: by the way
friendlydann27: I guessed that.
friendlydann27: One of my friends from church is supposed to go to the store with me in a few days to get a headset
heavensstarlight: lol
heavensstarlight: they are the best
friendlydann27: That's what he says.
friendlydann27: So you're christian?
heavensstarlight: Praise the Lord
heavensstarlight: yes
heavensstarlight: are you?
friendlydann27: Yes, have been all my life.
friendlydann27: I'm going to miss all the church activities when I go into the Navy.
heavensstarlight: how long have ya been in?
friendlydann27: I'm on the Delayed Entry Program
friendlydann27: swore in three months ago.
friendlydann27: I ship in december..
heavensstarlight: my friend comes back from sea in dec
heavensstarlight: her and her man both
friendlydann27: What jobs they got?
heavensstarlight: she is on the George Washington
heavensstarlight: oh my i have no idea
friendlydann27: I'm not sure which ship that is.
friendlydann27: I'm kind of worried about going
friendlydann27: I don't know what our Church's outreach program is going ot do without me.
friendlydann27: I organized it and do most of the work...
heavensstarlight: i see
heavensstarlight: what kind of chruch?
friendlydann27: Baptist
friendlydann27: just a little local church, no real funding or anything.
friendlydann27: I've worked alot over the past three years to set up our program for mentally handicapped children.
heavensstarlight: Praise the Lord
friendlydann27: Yeah....its a good thing for the community.
friendlydann27: you should see how happy they are at the little camp we have in the woods
heavensstarlight: awww
heavensstarlight: i love children
heavensstarlight: i am a preschool teacher
friendlydann27: I went to college for two years trying for a teaching degree, but never made it.
friendlydann27: Didnt have the patience for all the stuff they wanted us to teach children in history.
friendlydann27: I'm pretty happy here with my kids.
friendlydann27: I mean, they act up a little, but it's nothing a little discipline won't cure
friendlydann27: We don't really hurt them, mind you. Not very often anyway.
heavensstarlight: lol
heavensstarlight: i would like to hurt mine sometimes...lol...im jokin
friendlydann27: of course.....kids are precious.
friendlydann27: I mean, sometimes a yardstick is needed, but it shouldnt be overused
friendlydann27: That wouldnt work for your kids tho.
friendlydann27: Can't do that to real children.
friendlydann27: hello?
heavensstarlight: sorry
heavensstarlight: im here
heavensstarlight: well ....i see it like this i can use other things to get through to them
friendlydann27: Yeah. its easy to do that that with real kids.
friendlydann27: These kids are different
friendlydann27: I hate to have to use pain to instruct the boysin the program, but its for their own good.
heavensstarlight: ok
friendlydann27: Modern schools have gone soft on discipline.
friendlydann27: Kids need punished when they're wrong.
friendlydann27: A stick wrapped in rubber hose won't hurt a kid much as long as it isnt thicker than three fingers.
friendlydann27: It worked for me.
friendlydann27: Something wrong with this thing?
friendlydann27: Are you still there?
heavensstarlight: im here
heavensstarlight: but i dont agree
friendlydann27: Why not?
heavensstarlight: b/c i have seen children both ways
heavensstarlight: they are bad and they get rough discipline
heavensstarlight: the other kind
heavensstarlight: works better
heavensstarlight: most of them act out
heavensstarlight: for a reason and cant express what they are feelin
friendlydann27: Well yeah, I agree.
friendlydann27: For normal kids. but these aren't real people.
friendlydann27: Like I said, they're handicapped.
heavensstarlight: they are real people
friendlydann27: Not really.
friendlydann27: Sometimes i'm not even sure if they have souls.
friendlydann27: They just won't learn, and it frustrates me.
friendlydann27: the only thing that teaches them is that stick half the time.
heavensstarlight: whatever
heavensstarlight: God Bless you
friendlydann27: Don't go...
friendlydann27: Wait
friendlydann27: Stop!!!
friendlydann27: I need the advice of a real teacher!
friendlydann27: Praise the Lord!
heavensstarlight: well
heavensstarlight: they are real people
heavensstarlight: it frustrates u b/c u dont see them as Jesus would
heavensstarlight: they need love
heavensstarlight: and prayer
friendlydann27: They don't understand prayer.
friendlydann27: I've tried it.
friendlydann27: They just slur the words and it makes me so angry.
heavensstarlight: why do you have all this anger
heavensstarlight: its not like they do it on purpose
friendlydann27: I think sometimes they do, just to spite me.
friendlydann27: Or at least they used to.
friendlydann27: I've taught them better now.
heavensstarlight: anyway
heavensstarlight: sounds like u need to do something else if u ask me
heavensstarlight: u will answer to the Lord when it is time
heavensstarlight: and thats all i have to say
friendlydann27: What do you mean? I'm just trying to help them...
heavensstarlight: i dont agree with anything u have just said
friendlydann27: I'm the good guy...
heavensstarlight: yeah well you dont need to work with children
friendlydann27: I told you, its not like they're real children
heavensstarlight: b.c u dont have the heart or the love or the patiance for them
heavensstarlight: they are real
friendlydann27: You should see them.
friendlydann27: They look more ape than man, at least some do.
friendlydann27: Mongoloids, I'm telling you.
friendlydann27: Like monkeys.
friendlydann27: I'm only trying to show them the right path.
heavensstarlight: by hurting them
heavensstarlight: thats funny considering the Lord show people by LOVE
heavensstarlight: not scaring them or abusing them
friendlydann27: I do love them.
heavensstarlight: or treating them like animals
heavensstarlight: if u loved them u wouldnt think this
friendlydann27: If I didn't love the little freaks I wouldn't spend so much time trying to help them.
heavensstarlight: ur not helpin your hinderin
friendlydann27: No, I've seen some wondrous progress.
friendlydann27: They don't act up like they used to.
friendlydann27: They sit quietly and respectfully in Church.
friendlydann27: Maybe because they're scared a little but they're learning
friendlydann27: Its not like they're getting it bad.
friendlydann27: That one only went to the hospital for a couple weeks.
friendlydann27: It wouldn't have been that long if they'd told me he had weak bones.
friendlydann27: I know the Lord is with me...you should see how much their parents appreciate it.
friendlydann27: hello?
friendlydann27: Is this thing broken?
friendlydann27: are you there?
heavensstarlight: yes i will pray for oyu and goodnite
friendlydann27: Pray for me? Why?
friendlydann27: Hello?
heavensstarlight: u need
heavensstarlight: it
friendlydann27: Why? I'm a good, God-fearing man
friendlydann27: I work with children, devote eevry spare dollar and hour I can to helping my community...
friendlydann27: It's not my fault they won't listen at first.
friendlydann27: I'm telling you, six or eight times at camp and they're different people.
friendlydann27: A few try to tell lies about me, but I stopped that
friendlydann27: Hello?
friendlydann27: Please don't go....
friendlydann27: Praise the Lord!
heavensstarlight: its not by your works
heavensstarlight: that you are saved
heavensstarlight: its by his grace and mercy
heavensstarlight: you dont get to heaven by what u do
friendlydann27: I'm working in His name! The pastor said so!
friendlydann27: Why can't you understand? The schools won't do it!
friendlydann27: These kids don't need counselors to make them worse.
friendlydann27: They need someone who can handle a good, big stick to make them better
friendlydann27: there was one time I went a little too far
friendlydann27: but the pastor told the boy's parents he fell down a hill...
friendlydann27: which was good of him. He's a nice man. Well leanred in the Book
friendlydann27: I swear though, sometimes they're like animals.
friendlydann27: hello?
heavensstarlight: no matter what ur pastor says
heavensstarlight: God knows ur heart
friendlydann27: Well the pastor says what I'm doing is right.
friendlydann27: He's been there, he's helped....he even covered up that kids legs getting broke
heavensstarlight: yeah if he covered that up what else will her cover up
friendlydann27: I love the Lord. I follow the Book, spare the rod and spoil the child.
heavensstarlight: whatever
heavensstarlight: good bye
friendlydann27: What do you mean? He's only trying to help the children
friendlydann27: Just like me...
friendlydann27: Don't go, please....you need to hear this.
friendlydann27: Hello?
friendlydann27: Hello?
friendlydann27: Are you there?
heavensstarlight: <User has logged out>

 

[mustynutz]

evilsarahbitch: Hi. Are you the one who lost your dog?
amybee2003: yes Hi. Did you find him?
evilsarahbitch: No. Sorry.
evilsarahbitch: My name is Sarah
evilsarahbitch: I just saw your poster and wanted to say that I was sorry for your loss.
evilsarahbitch: What's your name?
amybee2003: Amy
evilsarahbitch: When did you lose him?
amybee2003: this weeksnd
evilsarahbitch: What happened?
amybee2003: Saturday afternoon
evilsarahbitch: Did he run away?
amybee2003: not sure
amybee2003: we put him out back on his chain and when I went out he was gone
evilsarahbitch: I lost my dog a few weeks ago too but I just got a new one the other day
evilsarahbitch: I'm so happy now because I really missed my dog.
amybee2003: I cant talk long because me and mom are going to go look some more
evilsarahbitch: That's really a shame but at least he is still alive, right?
evilsarahbitch: I wish I could say the same.
amybee2003: did your dog die that's terrible
evilsarahbitch: Yeah, he did.
amybee2003: I'm sorry. how
evilsarahbitch: Internal bleeding is what the cop said.
amybee2003: cop?
evilsarahbitch: Yeah. Cop. Vet, whatever.
evilsarahbitch: I don't really remember. I was pretty drunk
amybee2003: was he hit by a car
evilsarahbitch: no, not at all.
evilsarahbitch: All my dogs die that way.
evilsarahbitch: I don't understand it.
evilsarahbitch: I was just playing with him and he started bleeding from his ears again
amybee2003: again?
evilsarahbitch: yeah. Look, I don't want to talk about it anymore, ok?
amybee2003: ok im sorry
evilsarahbitch: It's a pretty sensitive subject for me and I'd just assume forget about it.
evilsarahbitch: I got rid of all of his toys and his bowl.
amybee2003: that is so sad
evilsarahbitch: yeah.
evilsarahbitch: And as soon as I am finished with this community service bullshit, it will all be over.
amybee2003: what are you taking about?
evilsarahbitch: Nothing. Let's not talk about it.
evilsarahbitch: I can't bear to think of him anymore.
evilsarahbitch: I can only imagine what you must be going through now.
evilsarahbitch: I'm really sorry for your loss.
evilsarahbitch: The only thing that makes it better for me is my new dog
evilsarahbitch: I can't imagine what I would do if I lost Sparkles now.
evilsarahbitch: I've become so attached to him, It's almost like he's my own child.
amybee2003: your dog is named sparkles
amybee2003: sparkles ?
evilsarahbitch: Yeah, I guess so.
amybee2003: you guess so?
amybee2003: my dog was named sparkles too
evilsarahbitch: Oh really?
amybee2003: yeh
evilsarahbitch: I'll be honest with you, I don't really like the name.
evilsarahbitch: But that was what was on his tags when I found him so…
evilsarahbitch: you know.
amybee2003: you found him
evilsarahbitch: Yeah, I know.
evilsarahbitch: That's what I just said isn't it?
amybee2003: no I mean you found him? I was asking
evilsarahbitch: yeah, I was driving through this neighborhood in Fulton and found him
evilsarahbitch: That's where I live.
amybee2003: that's where I live too
amybee2003: you have sparkles?
evilsarahbitch: Yeah, I guess it was.
evilsarahbitch: I hate that fucking name so here is what I've been doing…
amybee2003: wait you found my dog ?
evilsarahbitch: Listen.
evilsarahbitch: Since all he answers to is Sparkles, here's what I've been doing…
evilsarahbitch: I call him from way across the yard, right?
amybee2003: yes. wait what does your dog look like?
amybee2003: is he a beagle with brown and black spots?
evilsarahbitch: Will you fucking listen to me?
amybee2003: yes but answer me
evilsarahbitch: Stop interrupting me.
evilsarahbitch: Ok. So I call him from waaaay across the yard and I hold a Milk Bone in my hand.
evilsarahbitch: And I yell, "Here Sparkles!" "Come here boy!"
evilsarahbitch: And he comes running to me from all the way across the yard.
evilsarahbitch: So the whole time he is running...
evilsarahbitch: I keep yelling, "Here Sparkles!" so he'll know his name
evilsarahbitch: And then, when he gets to me, do you know what I do?
amybee2003: what?
evilsarahbitch: I WHIP the hell out of him with a fan belt from an old car!
evilsarahbitch: Then I yell to him, "MONGO MONGO MONGO!!!!!"
evilsarahbitch: "YOUR NAME IS NOW MONGO!!"
amybee2003: that's not funny
amybee2003: is he a beagle with brown and black spots?
evilsarahbitch: Yeah. How'd you know??
amybee2003: tell me where you found this dog
evilsarahbitch: I told you. I found him in Fulton. Last Saturday.
amybee2003: sarah I lost my dog last saturday and I live in Fulton.
evilsarahbitch: Wow. That's crazy. What are the chances of that happening again?
amybee2003: you have my dog sparkles
evilsarahbitch: No. This dog's name is Mongo.
evilsarahbitch: I think Mongo is a good name.
evilsarahbitch: All my dogs have been named Mongo.
amybee2003: where did you find him??!
evilsarahbitch: Do you think Mongo is a good name?
amybee2003: answer my question sarah!!!
evilsarahbitch: It's certainly a lot better than Sparkles.
evilsarahbitch: What a gay ass name. Who the hell would name a dog Sparkles?
amybee2003: TELL ME WHERE YOU FOUND THIS DOG!!!
evilsarahbitch: ALRIGHT! Jesus. I don't know. He was chained up behind some house but listen…
evilsarahbitch: Chains don't stop dogs. Good training stops dogs
evilsarahbitch: Know what I'm sayin'?
amybee2003: You took him from my yard??
evilsarahbitch: Good training… and a LOT of beatings.
amybee2003: YOU STOLE MY DOG??????????
evilsarahbitch: But you have to use something hard like a fan belt or a piece of a garden hose
amybee2003: LISTEN YOU BETTER RETURN SPARKLES TO M EOR I WILL CALL THE POLICE NOW!
evilsarahbitch: It also helps if you starve them for a few days too.
amybee2003: LISTEN TO ME!
evilsarahbitch: it makes them more receptive to your instructions…
amybee2003: SARAH.
evilsarahbitch: Also, soak them in a 55 gallon drum full of ice water overnight.
amybee2003: YOU ARE NOT FUNNY SARAH NOW ANSWER ME
evilsarahbitch: See, the trick is to break his spirit so that he knows you're the master now.
evilsarahbitch: I have a system called SFBFB
amybee2003: Sarah. please answer me. you have no idea how worried I am about him
evilsarahbitch: See? Starve, Freeze, Beat, Freeze, and Beat again.
evilsarahbitch: Get it?
evilsarahbitch: SFBFB. That's the formula for a good dog.
amybee2003: sarah where do you live
amybee2003: sarah
evilsarahbitch: Fuck. hang on
amybee2003: if you have my dog you have to return him to me
amybee2003: this is serious I don't know if you think this is a joke or what
amybee2003: are you still there
evilsarahbitch: yeah hang on. This fucking dog peed on my couch
amybee2003: listen we are offering a reward and if you found him we will pay you
amybee2003: its not much but we don't have much
amybee2003: hello?
amybee2003: sarah
evilsarahbitch: Uh oh.
amybee2003: whats the matter
evilsarahbitch: I think I beat him too hard.
evilsarahbitch: He's got the blood coming out of his ears just like the others.
amybee2003: sarah I can't take any more of this
amybee2003: please tell me you are lieing about this or I am going to call the police right now
evilsarahbitch: Ok.
amybee2003: YOU ARE LIEING
evilsarahbitch: Yeah. Whatever. Look, I have to go.
amybee2003: ARE YOU LIEING OR NOT
evilsarahbitch: Since I don't know what the fuck 'lieing' means, I can't really tell you.
evilsarahbitch: But if it means having to go out back and dig a hole again then yes.
evilsarahbitch: I hate digging holes.
amybee2003: I WILL KILLLLLL YOU IF YOU HORT MY DOG YO U FICKIN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
evilsarahbitch: Hey hey. Calm down.
amybee2003: YOU THINK ITS FUNNYTO CALL UP AND MESS WITH ME LIKE THIS
amybee2003: FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!
evilsarahbitch: You live near me. Do you think I can borrow some post hole diggers?
amybee2003: FUCK YOU. I AM CALLING TH EPOLICE
evilsarahbitch: Wait a minute. I think he's still breathing…
evilsarahbitch: Hang on
amybee2003: I AM SERIOUSLY CALLING THE POLICE NOW SARAH.
amybee2003: You better tell me the truth righ now or else
evilsarahbitch: Ahh crap. That must have just been his nerves twitching
amybee2003: IM GONING TO FIND YOU AND I AM GOING TO KILL YOU DO YOU UNDERSTAND
evilsarahbitch: Did you know that a dog's hair and fingernails never stop growing, even when they're dead?
amybee2003: DIE
evilsarahbitch: And did you know that because of the gasses that build up in their intestines…
evilsarahbitch: that they fart?
evilsarahbitch: Isn't that weird?
evilsarahbitch: Isn't it?
evilsarahbitch: Amy?
evilsarahbitch: Hello?
evilsarahbitch: So what about those post hole diggers?
amybee2003: <USER NOT FOUND

 

[mustynutz]

VictimX_26: Hi
Cheesedog: hello
Cheesedog: who is this?
VictimX_26: just a someone?
Cheesedog: A someone I know?
VictimX_26: nope
Cheesedog: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
VictimX_26: well sorrrrrry
VictimX_26: I just wanted to chat with you
Cheesedog: why?
VictimX_26: nevermind your an asshole
Cheesedog: Hey wait a minute
VictimX_26: yes?
Cheesedog: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
VictimX_26: paranoid?
Cheesedog: yes
VictimX_26: of what?
VictimX_26: me?
Cheesedog: No. I'm in hiding.
VictimX_26: LOL
Cheesedog: Don't fucking laugh at me!
Cheesedog: This shit is serious!
VictimX_26: What are you hiding from?
Cheesedog: The cops.
VictimX_26: gimme a fucking break
Cheesedog: I'm serious.
VictimX_26: I don't get it
Cheesedog: The cops are after me.
VictimX_26: For what?
Cheesedog: I'm wanted in three states
VictimX_26: For???
Cheesedog: It's kindof embarrasing.
Cheesedog: I had sex with a turkey.
Cheesedog: Hello?
VictimX_26: You are fucking sick.
Cheesedog: Send me your picture.
VictimX_26: why?
Cheesedog: so I know you aren't one of them.
VictimX_26: One of what?
Cheesedog: The cops.
VictimX_26: I'm not a cop i told you
Cheesedog: Then send me your picture.
VictimX_26: hold on
Cheesedog: Hurry up.
Cheesedog: Are you there?
Cheesedog: Fuck you, cop!
VictimX_26: Hey sorry
VictimX_26: I had to do something for my mom.
Cheesedog: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Cheesedog: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Cheesedog: Weren't you!?
VictimX_26: thats not it
Cheesedog: Then what?
VictimX_26: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Cheesedog: Most cops aren't
VictimX_26: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU SHITHEAD!
Cheesedog: Then send me the picture.
VictimX_26: fine. What's your e-mail?
Cheesedog: Just send it through here.
VictimX_26: alright *PIC*
VictimX_26: Did you get it?
Cheesedog: Hold on. I'm looking.
VictimX_26: That was me back in may
VictimX_26: I've lost weight since then.
Cheesedog: I hope so
VictimX_26: what?!?
VictimX_26: that hurt my feelings.
Cheesedog: Did it?
VictimX_26: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Cheesedog: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
VictimX_26: yes
Cheesedog: Alright let me find it.
VictimX_26: kks
Cheesedog: Okay here it is. *PIC*
VictimX_26: this isn't you.
Cheesedog: I'll be damned if it ain't!
VictimX_26: You don't look like that.
Cheesedog: How the hell do you know?
VictimX_26: cause your profile has another picture.
Cheesedog: The profile pic is a fake.
Cheesedog: I use it to hide from the cops.
VictimX_26: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Cheesedog: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Cheesedog: Not to mention all the groceries.
VictimX_26: Go fuck yourself
Cheesedog: I was going to until I saw that picture
Cheesedog: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
VictimX_26: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
VictimX_26: You've done nothing but slam me.
VictimX_26: you hurt me.
Cheesedog: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
VictimX_26: I thought you were bullshitting me!
Cheesedog: Why would I do that?
VictimX_26: I can't believe that cops are after you
Cheesedog: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
VictimX_26: FUCK YOU!!!
Cheesedog: You'd break both of his legs.
VictimX_26: You're a fucking asshole.
VictimX_26: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
VictimX_26: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Cheesedog: Ok. I'm sorry.
VictimX_26: No you aren't
Cheesedog: You're right. I'm not.
Cheesedog: HAARRRRR!
VictimX_26: I'm done with you
Cheesedog: Aww. I'm sorry.
VictimX_26: I'm putting you on ignore
Cheesedog: Wait a sec
Cheesedog: We got off on the wrong foot.
Cheesedog: Wanna start over?
VictimX_26: No
Cheesedog: I'll eat your pussy
VictimX_26: You'll what?
Cheesedog: You heard me.
Cheesedog: I said I'd eat your pussy.
VictimX_26: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Cheesedog: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
VictimX_26: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Cheesedog: Well I'm not like most men.
Cheesedog: I get excited in different ways.
VictimX_26: Like what?
Cheesedog: Do you really wanna know?
VictimX_26: I don't know
Cheesedog: You have to tell me yes or no.
VictimX_26: I'm afraid to
Cheesedog: Why?
VictimX_26: cause
Cheesedog: cause why?
VictimX_26: well lets see
VictimX_26: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
VictimX_26: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Cheesedog: Nope
VictimX_26: well its strange to me
Cheesedog: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
VictimX_26: I didn't say that
Cheesedog: So is that a yes?
VictimX_26: I guess so.
Cheesedog: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Cheesedog: Are you willing?
VictimX_26: What do you need me to do?
Cheesedog: I need you talk like a pirate.
VictimX_26: ???
Cheesedog: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Cheesedog: ok?
Cheesedog: Hello?
VictimX_26: You can't be serious
Cheesedog: Oh yes I am!
Cheesedog: It's my fantasy.
VictimX_26: this is retarded
Cheesedog: Do you want it or not?
VictimX_26: Yes I want it.
Cheesedog: Then you'll do it for me?
VictimX_26: sure
Cheesedog: Ok. Here we go.
Cheesedog: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Cheesedog: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Cheesedog: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Cheesedog: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
VictimX_26: mmmm yeah
Cheesedog: uh oh ...going limp.
VictimX_26: Har
Cheesedog: You gotta do better than that!
Cheesedog: Your picture was really bad.
VictimX_26: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Cheesedog: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Cheesedog: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Cheesedog: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Cheesedog: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
VictimX_26: mmmmmm you are good
Cheesedog: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Cheesedog: going limp
VictimX_26: HARRRRRRR
Cheesedog: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Cheesedog: You begin to sway back and forth.
Cheesedog: going limp
VictimX_26: this is stupid
Cheesedog: ...still limp
Cheesedog: Do it!
VictimX_26: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Cheesedog: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Cheesedog: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Cheesedog: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
VictimX_26: WTF?!?!?
Cheesedog: They stink really bad.
VictimX_26: OMG STOP!!!
Cheesedog: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Cheesedog: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Cheesedog: I ram it up your ass.
VictimX_26: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Cheesedog: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Cheesedog: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Cheesedog: I kick you in the face!
VictimX_26: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Cheesedog: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Cheesedog: Your parrot flys away.
Cheesedog: ...going limp again.
Cheesedog: Hello?
Cheesedog: Say it!
Cheesedog: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
VictimX_26: <USER NOT FOUND>

 

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i wish i had done this one on Sarge...


rebecca_east: Are you planning on keeping the child?
EvilSarahBitch: I don't have a choice.
rebecca_east: Yes you do!
EvilSarahBitch: You don't understand. I don't want this child!
rebecca_east: There are other options you know.
EvilSarahBitch: Like what?
rebecca_east: Abortion. Adoption. Even letting a family member adopt the child might work.
EvilSarahBitch: I can't abort the child. People wouldn't like it if I did that.
rebecca_east: It's your body and your choice.
EvilSarahBitch: I thought about giving the child up for adoption but no one wanted it.
rebecca_east: Someone would want it I'm sure.
EvilSarahBitch: It's not my body. It's the child's body.
rebecca_east: No Sweety. Its YOUR body. No one can tell you what to do with YOUR own body!
EvilSarahBitch: So.... even though its the child's body, because it came from me...makes it mine?
rebecca_east: Exactly.
EvilSarahBitch: Have you ever had one done before?
rebecca_east: Yes.
EvilSarahBitch: Was the father upset?
rebecca_east: It's a bad subject.
rebecca_east:
EvilSarahBitch: Are you upset that you had it done?
rebecca_east: No not at all.
EvilSarahBitch: Then why is it bad?
EvilSarahBitch: Rebecca?
rebecca_east: Don't worry about it.
EvilSarahBitch: Please tell me.
EvilSarahBitch: I need your help.
EvilSarahBitch: I want to know about your experience.
rebecca_east: no
EvilSarahBitch: I figured as much. You're a feminist aren't you?
EvilSarahBitch: I guess a weak girl like me isn't worth your time.
rebecca_east: Yes I am a feminist but that has nothing to do with it.
EvilSarahBitch: Then what are you hiding?
EvilSarahBitch: I won't say anything.
EvilSarahBitch: Tell me.
rebecca_east: I was raped. Thats why I had mine done.
EvilSarahBitch: Did your husband do it?
rebecca_east: No. The man went to prison and is set to be released in Septemeber.
rebecca_east:
rebecca_east: Grrrrrr
EvilSarahBitch: I'm sorry. Don't get upset now.
rebecca_east: My family is very religious and didn't want me to abort.
rebecca_east: But its my body and my choice.
rebecca_east: I would have grown to hate the child.
EvilSarahBitch: Like I hate mine?
rebecca_east: I imagine so.
rebecca_east: We're off subject
rebecca_east: This started off with a discussion about your baby.
EvilSarahBitch: It's not a baby.
rebecca_east: Right. I didn't mean to use that word.
EvilSarahBitch: So what should I do?
rebecca_east: It's your choice. Just make sure no one trys to influence your decision.
EvilSarahBitch: If you were in my situation what would you do?
rebecca_east: I don't know. Is the father a decent man?
EvilSarahBitch: He's dead.
rebecca_east: OMG I'm sorry
EvilSarahBitch: It's ok. I've learned to get by without him.
EvilSarahBitch: He got hit by a garbage truck.
EvilSarahBitch: He was an asshole anyways.
rebecca_east: LOL
rebecca_east: Well. The choice is yours.
rebecca_east: Just remember that its YOUR body.
rebecca_east: No one else's.
EvilSarahBitch: Ok.
rebecca_east:
EvilSarahBitch: I'm gonna do it.
EvilSarahBitch: Thank you Rebecca.
rebecca_east: You're welcome. I'm always here if you need me afterwards.
EvilSarahBitch: Afterwards?
rebecca_east: Yes. Some women find it difficult to cope after the incident.
EvilSarahBitch: I'll remember that. Thanks again.
----15 minutes later----

EvilSarahBitch: Alright! Rebecca I did it!
rebecca_east: Did what?
EvilSarahBitch: Aborted the child.
rebecca_east: LOL
rebecca_east: In the last ten minutes??
EvilSarahBitch: Yes. I did it.
rebecca_east: You mean at home??!!?
EvilSarahBitch: Yes.
rebecca_east: OMGGGG did you use a clotheshanger or something?
rebecca_east: OMGGGGGG
EvilSarahBitch: No I used a knife.
rebecca_east: A KNIFE?!?!?
EvilSarahBitch: Yes I cut it's throat.
rebecca_east: JESUS!!!
rebecca_east: GO TO THE HOSPITAL!
EvilSarahBitch: I'm not hurt
rebecca_east: What trimester are you in?
EvilSarahBitch: Huh?
EvilSarahBitch: What trimester?
rebecca_east: Yes. How many months have you been pregnant?
rebecca_east: A trimester is three months, so if you're over 3 months, you're in your second trimester.
EvilSarahBitch: I guess then technically I was in my 17th trimester.
rebecca_east: huh?
EvilSarahBitch: Yes
rebecca_east: You mean you already had this child?
EvilSarahBitch: Yeah, about 4 years ago. And I just aborted it.
EvilSarahBitch: The little fucker wouldn't stop wearing my shoes.
rebecca_east: WHAT?!?!?
EvilSarahBitch: I want to thank you for being so supportive.
rebecca_east: YOU KILLED A CHILD?!?!?
EvilSarahBitch: No. Like you said. Its MY body. Not the childs.
rebecca_east: I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS ALIVE!!!!!!
rebecca_east: OMGGGGGGG
rebecca_east: CALL 911!!!
EvilSarahBitch: No I can handle it from here.
EvilSarahBitch: Thank you again for all your help.
EvilSarahBitch: I don't think I could have done it without you.
EvilSarahBitch: Rebecca?
EvilSarahBitch: Are you there?
EvilSarahBitch: Rebecca?
rebecca_east: <User has logged out>

 

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Victimx_20: Are you the one with the childrens organization?
cheezedog: Yes that's me.
Victimx_20: Are you serious about helping the children?
cheezedog: Yes. I am very serious.
Victimx_20: I run an organization here in Salt Lake City similiar to yours.
cheezedog: Really?
cheezedog: What does your organization do?
Victimx_20: We help raise money for abused children in the surrounding regions
Victimx_20: and help give them a place to go after school where they can play with others.
cheezedog: That's what I do too!
cheezedog: Sometimes, we even pick them up from school afterwards.
Victimx_20: We have a bus that does that for our kids too.
Victimx_20: How long have you been doing this for?
cheezedog: Almost my entire adult life.
Victimx_20: I got involved after I noticed a young boy with bruises on his legs at my work.
cheezedog: That's so strange. I became active in my organization after notcing a young boy's legs too.
Victimx_20: That is quite a coincidence.
cheezedog: I just got tired of all the red tape.
cheezedog: I stepped up to the plate and joined this organization.
Victimx_20: You are truly a hero Cheeze.
Victimx_20: What is your real name?
cheezedog: My real name?
Victimx_20: Yes. I'm Carl.
cheezedog: I'm Walter.
cheezedog: Walter Wang.
Victimx_20: Good to meet you Watler.
Victimx_20: You there?
cheezedog: Yes. I'm sorry.
cheezedog: I have lots of people talking to me at once about sending money to help out.
Victimx_20: That's Great!
cheezedog: Would you like to help us?
Victimx_20: Yes I would love to!
cheezedog: Great. Can I register your name with our organization?
cheezedog: We can send you brochures and pamplets about us and the work we are doing.
Victimx_20: Of course you can!
Victimx_20: I'd be happy to!
cheezedog: Ok. Give me your full name and address.
Victimx_20: Carl *********
Victimx_20: **** Poplar Street
Victimx_20: Salt Lake City, Utah 84119
cheezedog: Fantastic!
cheezedog: Let me take a second to add your name in our database.
Victimx_20: Sure thing my friend.
cheezedog: Ok. I've entered your information into our system now.
Victimx_20: Great!
cheezedog: You'll be getting the info about your new member status in the mail shortly.
Victimx_20: I'm just glad I could help.
cheezedog: Would you like to donate ten dollars to help these young boys?
cheezedog: It's tax deductable.
Victimx_20: Of course I'll donate.
Victimx_20: What is your address?
cheezedog: Send a check or money order to:
cheezedog: NAMBLA - New York division
cheezedog: PO BOX 6453
Victimx_20: HOLD IT!!!
cheezedog: New York, New York 23.... hold it?
Victimx_20: NAMBLA!!???!?!??
Victimx_20: You mean the National American Man-Boy Love Association?
cheezedog: Well, actuall it's North American, but yes.
cheezedog: Thats our organization.
cheezedog: We are helping young boys everyday.
Victimx_20: YOU GUYS HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN!!!
cheezedog: Yes brother Carl.
cheezedog: And now so will you.
cheezedog: We are trying to help these boys run away from home.
cheezedog: So they can express themselves freely.
cheezedog: Without their parents giving them a hard time.
cheezedog: WE want to be the ones giving them the hard time.
cheezedog: That's just a little NAMBLA joke for you, brother Carl.
cheezedog: You'll hear all sorts of campy humor like that at the meetings.
Victimx_20: ARE YOU CRAZY?!?
cheezedog: No. We're just sick of them getting grounded and stuff.
cheezedog: When we wanna fuck, we wanna fuck.
cheezedog: We get tired of hearing "Tommy can't come out and play with you anymore."
cheezedog: "...you make his ass hurt too much."
cheezedog: You know how frustrating that is?
Victimx_20: NO I DONT! MY GOD! YOU SHOULD BE SHOT!
cheezedog: Or how about when you almost get ready to nut...
cheezedog: ..and the kid says "It's past my curfew."
cheezedog: GOD! I fucking hate that shit!
Victimx_20: LEAVE THE LITTLE BOYS ALONE YOU SICKOS!
cheezedog: Holdup there Carl! You're supposed to be with us.
Victimx_20: NO I AM NOT YOU SICK FUC
cheezedog: Well, you're one of us now.
cheezedog: I signed you up.
cheezedog: Remember?

cheezedog: cheezedog: Would you like to help us?
cheezedog: Victimx_20: Yes I would love to!
cheezedog: cheezedog: Great. Can I register your name with our organization?
cheezedog: cheezedog: We can send you brochures and pamplets about us and the work we are doing.
cheezedog: Victimx_20: Of course you can!
cheezedog: Victimx_20: I'd be happy to!

cheezedog: See?
Victimx_20: Remove my name permanently. NOW!!!
cheezedog: Sorry Carl. No can do.
cheezedog: We're also gonna send your neighbors some literature.
cheezedog: We'll put your name on the envelope so they can see what you are into.
cheezedog: Then they can come over and ask you questions if they want to get involved like you did.
Victimx_20: I'll never help you! SO TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST BEFORE I CONTACT THE POLICE!
cheezedog: And tell them what?
cheezedog: That you like to fuck young boys?
Victimx_20: NO! THAT YOU DO!
Victimx_20: WALTER WANG!
Victimx_20: Thats right! I have the entire conversation in text file as proof!
cheezedog: Alright I'll take you off our list under one condition.
Victimx_20: What?
cheezedog: Can your son come out and play with us?
cheezedog: I promise we'll be easy on him the first time.
Victimx_20: YOU SICK FREAK! IF YOU TOUCH MY SON I'LL KILL YOU!
Victimx_20: DO YOU HEAR ME!!!!!
Victimx_20: KILLLLLLL YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
cheezedog: Hello?
cheezedog: Hey Carl?
cheezedog: You're literature will be there in three days.
cheezedog: YOU THERE???
Victimx_20: <User Has Logged Out>

 

[mustynutz]

Jenniferuk: hi there
cheesedog: hello
Jenniferuk: asl?
cheesedog: 24/male/MD
Jenniferuk: whats md?
cheesedog: Maryland
cheesedog: USA
Jenniferuk: oh ok
Jenniferuk: so you wanna chat with me?
cheesedog: sure. whats on your mind?
Jenniferuk: your cock
cheesedog: Allright!! Now your talking!!!
cheesedog: Do you like the way it feels inside you?
cheesedog: Wanna taste my cum?
cheesedog: ooooo that feels good...
Jenniferuk: slow down
cheesedog: Why?
Jenniferuk: I dont even know what you look like
cheesedog: well, I'm 6'3" about 220 pounds of solid muscle. I have long dark flowing hair.
Jenniferuk: vn
cheesedog: vn?
Jenniferuk: very nice
cheesedog: oh yes I am. Oh shit, I looked at my body again. I'm starting to get horny.
Jenniferuk: o0o0o0o0o show me how horny you are
cheesedog: I wanna grip your sides and take you from behind
cheesedog: then i want to slowly eeeeeeeze my manhood inside you
Jenniferuk: oh yesssss
cheesedog: I start pumping slowly then faster. Slow then fast...uh oh
cheesedog: I'm Cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmingggggggg
Jenniferuk: what?
Jenniferuk: already?
Jenniferuk: are you there?
cheesedog: oh that was great babe
Jenniferuk: dont tell me your finished this soon
cheesedog: hold on a second
cheesedog: i'm ready
cheesedog: I slowly move my mouth towards your goo box
cheesedog: I gently place my finger inside of you.
Jenniferuk: o0o i like that
cheesedog: I slowly move it back and forth until I feel you get really wet.
cheesedog: I move it to my mouth so I can taste you... hold it
cheesedog: cummmmmmmmmmmmminnnnnggggggg
Jenniferuk: Christ!!!! Again????
Jenniferuk: are you serious?
Jenniferuk: is this some kind of joke
cheesedog: awwww that was great babe
Jenniferuk: I think i'm going to leave now
cheesedog: WAIT! I'm not finished!
Jenniferuk: yes i think you are
cheesedog: please Jennifer, let me make you feel good
cheesedog: please?
Jenniferuk: ok go on
cheesedog: I start to tickle your ass with my tounge
cheesedog: I can feel your loins moisten as I...
cheesedog: cummmmmmmmiiinnnnnnnnnggggggggg
Jenniferuk: Fuck you
cheesedog: yes say it again
Jenniferuk: Fuck you asshole
cheesedog: cummmmmmmmmminnnggggggg
Jenniferuk: i hate stupid blokes like you who dont know who to please a woman
Jenniferuk: you arent cummin your just being a dickhead
cheesedog: no hun. I really am. My keyboard is all sticky right now.
Jenniferuk: your full of shit
cheesedog: please hun. Just one more time. I'll let you type this time.
Jenniferuk: do you think you can restrain yourself?
cheesedog: Yes. Please continue. I really want you.
Jenniferuk: ok. I slowly move my hands down the front of your pants.
Jenniferuk: I feel your cock start to stiffen as my fingers touch the head.
cheesedog: Cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiinnnngggggggggg
Jenniferuk: FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!
cheesedog: I'm so sorry. This is the first time this has ever happened to me.
cheesedog: please answer me.
cheesedog: I want to marry you.
cheesedog: r u there?
Jenniferuk: <<User Has Logged Out>>

 

[mustynutz]

johnnycheesedog: I'm having some trouble in here and no one seems to want to help me.
HeDied4Uand4Me: what do you mean ?
johnnycheesedog: I came here to this Christian Chat room for help.
johnnycheesedog: I thought someone in here might be able to tell me about Jesus and Forgiveness.
johnnycheesedog: are you religious?
HeDied4Uand4Me: not really
johnnycheesedog: ok then. If you're not, can you point me in the direction of someone who might?
HeDied4Uand4Me: who might what
johnnycheesedog: who might be reliious and know about Jesus and stuff.
HeDied4Uand4Me: I know a little
johnnycheesedog: Do you know anything about Jesus?
HeDied4Uand4Me: yes
johnnycheesedog: Can you help me with a problem. No one else here seems to care
HeDied4Uand4Me: I could try
johnnycheesedog: You see, I have these nasty urges.
johnnycheesedog: I can't seem to stop them.
johnnycheesedog: I've tried therapy and everything else, but nothing seems to work.
johnnycheesedog: I thought that this chat room might help me.
HeDied4Uand4Me: ok go on
johnnycheesedog: I have these "Feelings" that I can't get rid of.
johnnycheesedog: I need to find some way to release them in a productive way.
johnnycheesedog: Its so embarrassing talking about this. Forgive me if I have trouble
HeDied4Uand4Me: ok
johnnycheesedog: I have this thing for little boys. It's driving me crazy.
johnnycheesedog: I know I shouldn't feel like this, but I can't help it.
johnnycheesedog: I wanted to know if the Church could help me.
johnnycheesedog: Hello?
johnnycheesedog: Are you still there?
johnnycheesedog: Did I scare you away?
HeDied4Uand4Me: no I just dont know what to say
johnnycheesedog: Please say you can help me. Do you go to church?
HeDied4Uand4Me: yes
HeDied4Uand4Me: but I dont know if I can help you
johnnycheesedog: Please! I roam the streets at night and pay young men and boys to...
HeDied4Uand4Me: to what?
johnnycheesedog: to let me smell their underpants.
johnnycheesedog: I PAY THEM, do you understand me?
johnnycheesedog: I can't believe I do this
HeDied4Uand4Me: neither can I to be honest
johnnycheesedog: Can Jesus help me with my problem?
HeDied4Uand4Me: he can help you with *any* problem
johnnycheesedog: How often do you go to church?
HeDied4Uand4Me: weekly
johnnycheesedog: Does your church have a choir?
johnnycheesedog: Can they help me?
HeDied4Uand4Me: yes
HeDied4Uand4Me: I am sorry but i don't know
HeDied4Uand4Me: All I can tell you is to pray.
johnnycheesedog: I have been praying, but my church doesn't have a choir.
HeDied4Uand4Me: what does that have to do with it?
johnnycheesedog: You don't understand.
johnnycheesedog: I REALLY don't want to have to pay these people anymore.
johnnycheesedog: I mean, all they're doing is letting me smell their dirty underwear.
HeDied4Uand4Me: then dont
johnnycheesedog: Thats the whole problem though!
johnnycheesedog: I'm running out of money and I need to find boys who will let me do it for free.
johnnycheesedog: I was thinking if your church had a choir...
johnnycheesedog: you could give a few of the boys in the choir my number...
johnnycheesedog: and they could give me a call when they got lonely.
HeDied4Uand4Me: You are sick! Get help! Leave little boys alone!
johnnycheesedog: Awww c'mon. Don't you find them attractive?
johnnycheesedog: Not even a little bit?
HeDied4Uand4Me: You disgust me. You're going straight to hell.
johnnycheesedog: Are there little boys in your choir who look particularly dirty?
HeDied4Uand4Me: GET LOST!!
johnnycheesedog: Because I might be able to just join the choir and smell the underpants while I sing.
johnnycheesedog: I could save a fortune.
HeDied4Uand4Me: you think that is funny?
johnnycheesedog: Do you know anybody who would be willing to just SELL me their underwear?
HeDied4Uand4Me: your going to burn in hell.
johnnycheesedog: Does your church have a men's softball team or something that I can join?
HeDied4Uand4Me: you r a disgusting pig
johnnycheesedog: Because if I was, let's say ...the catcher?
johnnycheesedog: I could be right down there near the groin area.
johnnycheesedog: Can I borrow 15 bucks?
HeDied4Uand4Me: FUCK OFF!!!!
johnnycheesedog: HELP ME PLEASE!
johnnycheesedog: I'm begging you!!
HeDied4Uand4Me: FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE OR I WILL REPORT Y(OU
johnnycheesedog: Ok.
johnnycheesedog: I'm sorry.
johnnycheesedog: What are you wearing right now?
HeDied4Uand4Me: <<has logged out>>

 

[mustynutz]

this one was hard to finish i was laughin so hard.....



mikewilliams27: Hey, can you help me.
doctordannny: Hi.
mikewilliams27: I really need your help.
doctordannny: What's the matter.
mikewilliams27: Are you a doctor?
doctordannny: I'm an OBGYN.
mikewilliams27: What the hell is that?
doctordannny: It's a baby doctor.
mikewilliams27: Oh.
mikewilliams27: Ok. You'll do.
mikewilliams27: I swallowed a fishhook.
doctordannny: omg! call 911.
mikewilliams27: I can't.
mikewilliams27: Can't you just help me get it out?
mikewilliams27: There's still some fishing line attached to it.
doctordannny: Aren't you in pain?
mikewilliams27: Nahh. Not really.
doctordannny: There's nothing I can do for you from here.
doctordannny: How did it happen?
mikewilliams27: I don't know. I was just playing around.
mikewilliams27: I was waiting for something to download.
mikewilliams27: I was leaning back and dangling the hook into my mouth.
doctordannny: Why?
mikewilliams27: It got caught in my throat and I just figured I would swallow it.
doctordannny: Well I strongly advise you to call a doctor.
doctordannny: Is it a large hook?
mikewilliams27: It's one of those three-pronged ones.
mikewilliams27: I use it to snag frogs.
doctordannny: How big is it?
mikewilliams27: I don't know. It's about as big as a matchbox car I guess.
mikewilliams27: I have an idea.
doctordannny: Go to the hospital.
mikewilliams27: It's pretty late.
mikewilliams27: Hospitals are probably closed by now.
mikewilliams27: I'm going to just yank it out with the string.
doctordannny: No!
mikewilliams27: What?
doctordannny: Don't do that!
mikewilliams27: Why not?
doctordannny: If you pull it out, you're liable to cut your throat or get it lodged further.
mikewilliams27: Oh. Yeah.
mikewilliams27: I guess you're right.
mikewilliams27: How about if I drink some milk first.
mikewilliams27: Hold on a second.
doctordannny: ok

mikewilliams27: I'm back.
mikewilliams27: Are you still there?
doctordannny: I'm here.
mikewilliams27: Ok. I'm going to pull it out now.
doctordannny: Mike, don't do that.
doctordannny: Think about what will happen.
doctordannny: What happens when a fish swallows it?
doctordannny: Can you just pull it out?
mikewilliams27: uh oh.
doctordannny: Mike?
doctordannny: Are you ok?
mikewilliams27: Oh man. I shouldn't have done that
doctordannny: What did you do? Are you ok?
mikewilliams27: oh my god.
doctordannny: Mike?
mikewilliams27: oh my god there's so much blood
doctordannny: Mike call 911 right now.
doctordannny: Call 911 immediately.
mikewilliams27: I cant
doctordannny: This isn't funny. You could be seriously hurt.
mikewilliams27: I'm still downloading something.
doctordannny: What? Mike, hang up the phone and call 911 right now.
mikewilliams27: Oh geeze
mikewilliams27: I just coughed and a whole bunch of blood came out.
mikewilliams27: it sprayed all over my mom's computer screen
doctordannny: Mike, hang up the phone and call 911 right now.
doctordannny: Is anyone there with you?
mikewilliams27: No my Mom's at bingo.
mikewilliams27: I have to clean this off.
mikewilliams27: hang on a second.
doctordannny: k

doctordannny: Mike?
doctordannny: Mike are you ok?
doctordannny: Give me your address and I will call 911 for you.
doctordannny: Hello? Mike?
mikewilliams27: heh
doctordannny: Give me your address and I will call 911 for you.
mikewilliams27: i'm so tired
doctordannny: Give me your telephone number.
mikewilliams27: i'm on the computer so it will be busy
doctordannny: Listen to me. Hang up the phone.
mikewilliams27: but im still downloading something
doctordannny: It doesn't matter. If you are coughing blood you need to get medical attention right now!
doctordannny: Hello?
mikewilliams27: ok
mikewilliams27: I think I'm going to go rest now.
doctordannny: Mike give me your number and I will call 911 for you.
mikewilliams27: im so tired.
doctordannny: Mike give me your phone number.
doctordannny: Hello?
mikewilliams27: 275
doctordannny: 275 what?
doctordannny: Mike what is the rest?
doctordannny: Hello?
doctordannny: What's the rest of your phone number?

mikewilliams27: 275 4277
doctordannny: What is the area code?
doctordannny: Mike, what state do you live in?
doctordannny: Mike?
mikewilliams27: 1800
doctordannny: 1800, is that your address?
doctordannny: Mike.
mikewilliams27: no. phone
doctordannny: 800-275-4277 ?
doctordannny: Mike, is that your phone number?
doctordannny: Mike , answer me.
mikewilliams27: yeh
doctordannny: Mike I just called 911.
doctordannny: They should be able to find your house from that phone number.
doctordannny: Hello?
doctordannny: Mike I'm going to try and call you ok?

doctordannny: You fucking asshole.
doctordannny: Is that some kind of a joke?
doctordannny: I just called 911 and gave that number to them.
doctordannny: ANSWER ME!
doctordannny: JACKASS.
doctordannny: ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
doctordannny: <<has logged out>>

 

[mustynutz]

deerhunter992001: hello
evil_sarah_bitch: You hunt deer?
evil_sarah_bitch: That's awful.
deerhunter992001: no white tail
evil_sarah_bitch: White tail what?
evil_sarah_bitch: White chicks?
deerhunter992001: yes
deerhunter992001: is that ok
evil_sarah_bitch: You only like white girls? Is that what you're saying?
evil_sarah_bitch: You're not making any sense.
deerhunter992001: no i like them all but i am partical to white
evil_sarah_bitch: Yeah, but I asked you if you were a deer hunter.
evil_sarah_bitch: Is English your first language?
deerhunter992001: no i dont hunt deer
evil_sarah_bitch: You don't?
deerhunter992001: no
evil_sarah_bitch: So your screen name is a euphemism for chasing chicks?
evil_sarah_bitch: That's very clever.
deerhunter992001: i know it is a saying me and my old man have
evil_sarah_bitch: Oh, I see.
evil_sarah_bitch: You and your father hunt deer together.
evil_sarah_bitch: How old is he?
deerhunter992001: 47
evil_sarah_bitch: I like older men.
evil_sarah_bitch: I'll bet he has a way with women, doesn't he?
deerhunter992001: if he is anything like me i am sure he does
evil_sarah_bitch: Really?
evil_sarah_bitch: Have you ever seen him in action?
deerhunter992001: well I do believe penis size is genitics right
evil_sarah_bitch: Are you saying your dad is hung well?
deerhunter992001: i don't really know i do know that i am though
evil_sarah_bitch: You're hung well?
deerhunter992001: yes i am
evil_sarah_bitch: What about your dad?
deerhunter992001: i don't know is it genitics
evil_sarah_bitch: I'm sure it is.
deerhunter992001: then i am sure he is too then
evil_sarah_bitch: Where are you from?
deerhunter992001: Texas
evil_sarah_bitch: Really?
deerhunter992001: yes why
evil_sarah_bitch: No reason.
deerhunter992001: would you believe me if i were to tell you i am 8 inches soft
evil_sarah_bitch: Sure.
evil_sarah_bitch: Do you lie a lot?
deerhunter992001: and closer to 10 hard and thick
deerhunter992001: not at all hate liers
evil_sarah_bitch: That's interesting.
deerhunter992001: what is interesting
evil_sarah_bitch: That you're 10 inches hard and hate liars.
evil_sarah_bitch: What did you think I meant?
deerhunter992001: don't know
deerhunter992001: want a pic
evil_sarah_bitch: Sure. Would you consider a threesome?
deerhunter992001: sent
deerhunter992001: threesome ???what 3
evil_sarah_bitch: I'm figuring, 10 inches on you, and another 10 on your dad.
evil_sarah_bitch: That makes 20 inches of hardcore redneck cock.
evil_sarah_bitch: Come on. I'll make it worth your while.
deerhunter992001: ok sent
evil_sarah_bitch: I got the pic. [PIC]
evil_sarah_bitch: Wow.
deerhunter992001: the other one?
evil_sarah_bitch: Yeah.
evil_sarah_bitch: Nice hat, cowboy.
evil_sarah_bitch: You can leave that on, ok?
deerhunter992001: yes
evil_sarah_bitch: While we do it.
deerhunter992001: now i guess you would like to see it hard
deerhunter992001: Dont matter youre gonna see it in person soon enough
evil_sarah_bitch: I'm gonna see it in person soon?
deerhunter992001: yes u are....sent
evil_sarah_bitch: Ok. Let me know when you and your dad are available.
evil_sarah_bitch: And I'll get my Mom and we can all have a big orgy.
evil_sarah_bitch: Doesn't that sound like fun?
evil_sarah_bitch: My Mom sure is one horny broad.
evil_sarah_bitch: Hello?
evil_sarah_bitch: Are you still there?
deerhunter992001: we can just both take you
evil_sarah_bitch: Yeah. That's what I'm trying to tell you.
evil_sarah_bitch: You and your Dad can both fuck me with your huge dicks.
evil_sarah_bitch: Are you into that?
deerhunter992001: yes do u suck cock
evil_sarah_bitch: I haven't had a lot of experience yet, but i'll try.
evil_sarah_bitch: Do you wand me to try that on you?
deerhunter992001: yes
evil_sarah_bitch: Maybe I should practice first.
deerhunter992001: as much as you can
deerhunter992001: do u have big tits
evil_sarah_bitch: Not really. Not yet. I might one day.
evil_sarah_bitch: You like little girls?
deerhunter992001: yes
evil_sarah_bitch: oh good.
deerhunter992001: i can hurt you with mine its so big
deerhunter992001: will take it easy on you thouhg
evil_sarah_bitch: Wow. You're scaring me.
evil_sarah_bitch: I don't know if I can take a dick that big.
deerhunter992001: baby mine is but i will be genle on you
deerhunter992001: im a real gentleman dont worry
evil_sarah_bitch: Ok. I'll trust you.
evil_sarah_bitch: Tell me what else you're going to do with me.
deerhunter992001: im gonna make you scream.
deerhunter992001: you have a pic
evil_sarah_bitch: Are you telling me that I have a picture or are you asking me for one?
deerhunter992001: asking
evil_sarah_bitch: Do you want em to send one to you?
deerhunter992001: yes send me nude ones
evil_sarah_bitch: Are you asking me to send naked photos of myself to you?
deerhunter992001: yes
deerhunter992001: send me nude ones and ill send you more of mine hard
deerhunter992001: did u send
evil_sarah_bitch: Yep. I just sent it. [PIC]
deerhunter992001: so u have a digital cam or web cam
evil_sarah_bitch: No that pic was taken by my Mom.
evil_sarah_bitch: At my 15th birthday party.
evil_sarah_bitch: …last Wednesday.
evil_sarah_bitch: You like it?
deerhunter992001: no
evil_sarah_bitch: What's the matter? I'm not your type?
evil_sarah_bitch: What is your type then? Curly hair?
evil_sarah_bitch: Yeah. I have straight hair but I can curl it.
evil_sarah_bitch: You like bigger boobs?
deerhunter992001: one that can feel me in them
evil_sarah_bitch: are you making fun of me?
evil_sarah_bitch: That' s not nice.
evil_sarah_bitch: Here I was all set to come down there and give you and your dad a real show.
deerhunter992001: no
evil_sarah_bitch: No? Why not?
evil_sarah_bitch: I can take you both at the same time.
evil_sarah_bitch: You want to have cyber-sex to try me out?
evil_sarah_bitch: hello?
evil_sarah_bitch: HELLO?!
evil_sarah_bitch: Can I put you on my buddy list?
evil_sarah_bitch: Hello??
evil_sarah_bitch: Answer me, you redneck.
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[mustynutz]

XDUSTY24: hey
MartinFelcher: Hey what
MartinFelcher: What.
MartinFelcher: WHAT!?
MartinFelcher: WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
XDUSTY24: nothing
MartinFelcher: Then why are you writing to me?
MartinFelcher: Why?
MartinFelcher: ANSWER ME!!
XDUSTY24: it just said [email protected] under my mail contacts thing & said i could im [email protected] & i wanted to see who that was
XDUSTY24: settle down
MartinFelcher: Are you under the impression that you're speaking to someone at Fugly.com?
XDUSTY24: i dont know
XDUSTY24: thats what it said though
MartinFelcher: That site sucks ass.
XDUSTY24: it said i could im that person so i tried it
MartinFelcher: I think that site is a big piece of crap.
XDUSTY24: that site kicks ass
MartinFelcher: That site should be taken off the fucking internet. It's disgusting.
MartinFelcher: How old are you?
XDUSTY24: i know
XDUSTY24: its great
XDUSTY24: im 18
MartinFelcher: It's NOT great. It's evil, meanspirited, racist, sexist filth.
MartinFelcher: Don't ever look at it again.
XDUSTY24: your not my mom
MartinFelcher: How do you know? I might be.
XDUSTY24: well i dont know maybe you are my dad though
XDUSTY24: but anyway dont tell me what to do
XDUSTY24: i dont know I just know
MartinFelcher: What, is she dead or something?
XDUSTY24: my mom stuffed me in a storm drain when i was a baby so maybe you are
MartinFelcher: Are you kidding?
XDUSTY24: no
MartinFelcher: What, was she a crack-whore or something?
XDUSTY24: i dont know
MartinFelcher: Your mom actually stuffed you in a storm drain?
MartinFelcher: Get the fuck outta here.
XDUSTY24: no one knows anything
XDUSTY24: she did
MartinFelcher: So who found you?
XDUSTY24: i dont want to talk about it
MartinFelcher: Well then why'd you bring it up?
MartinFelcher: Come on. Tell me.
XDUSTY24: no
XDUSTY24: fuck you
MartinFelcher: How old were you at the time.
XDUSTY24: i dont talk about it
MartinFelcher: 17?
XDUSTY24: no i was like a little baby
XDUSTY24: so shut the fuck up its not funny
MartinFelcher: What do you care? It's not like you remember it.
MartinFelcher: Yes it is. It's really funny.
XDUSTY24: you think thats funny
MartinFelcher: Yeah, Ido.
MartinFelcher: I wish I could have seen her do it.
XDUSTY24: & you think te shit on fugly is messed up
XDUSTY24: your sick
MartinFelcher: Yeah, tell me about it.
MartinFelcher: So who found you and pulled you out?
XDUSTY24: i think thats more fucked up than anything on fugly
XDUSTY24: fucl you dont fucking talk to me
MartinFelcher: No it isn't. That's weak compared to what's on Fugly.com.
MartinFelcher: Hey, you wrote to me first, asshole.
XDUSTY24: tell me why the hell the fugly shit is linked to you then
MartinFelcher: How the fuck am I supposed to know?
MartinFelcher: Are you some kind of a skinhead or something?
XDUSTY24: dude you have to be with them
MartinFelcher: No i'm not. Now tell me.
XDUSTY24: no
MartinFelcher: TELL ME GOD DAMMIT!!
MartinFelcher: When they pulled you out were you all covered with sewage and stuff?
XDUSTY24: no
XDUSTY24: fuck you don't talk to me
MartinFelcher: Did she have to squeeze you through that grate that they have over the top of the sewer or did she open it first?
MartinFelcher: Come on, man. Tell me.
XDUSTY24: your a fucking asshole
MartinFelcher: Do you get all pissed off when you walk by a sewer now?
MartinFelcher: Did you swallow any of the water?
MartinFelcher: Whaddit tase like?
MartinFelcher: Hello?
MartinFelcher: Are you there?
MartinFelcher: Can I put you on my Buddies list?
XDUSTY24: <<has logged out>>

 

[mustynutz]

mikewilliams27: Hi
victim-X-#8: hiya
mikewilliams27: My name is Mike.
victim-X-#8: lol really, mine is...
mikewilliams27: Your profile says that you want to be a doctor.
victim-X-#8: yep
mikewilliams27: have you taken any classes yet?
mikewilliams27: Like pre-med classes?
victim-X-#8: I took a basic Bio class but I haven't taken any pre med courses yet.
mikewilliams27: Oh. Well do you think you can help me?
mikewilliams27: I have a problem.
victim-X-#8: um, ok, I'll try...
victim-X-#8: but that doesn't mean I can.
mikewilliams27: It's not really medical but I might need a doctor.
victim-X-#8: um....ok...I'm not a doctor yet though.
mikewilliams27: I'm kind of embarassed to even tell anyone but I can't get to the phone.
victim-X-#8: um...ok.
mikewilliams27: Do you promise that you won't make fun of me?
victim-X-#8: yeah ok. remember I'm not a doctor yet...or even really close. to one.
mikewilliams27: Ok. I know.
mikewilliams27: Do you know anything about glue?
mikewilliams27: Did you take woodshop in High School?
victim-X-#8: yeah
mikewilliams27: Have you ever eaten Cheese Wiz?
victim-X-#8: um....sure.
mikewilliams27: Well... i really like Cheeze Wizz.
victim-X-#8: um...ok.
mikewilliams27: I mean, I REALLY like it.
mikewilliams27: I like it so much that sometimes...
mikewilliams27: I like to cover myself with it.
victim-X-#8: what?.
mikewilliams27: Please don't laugh!
victim-X-#8: why are you telling me this?
mikewilliams27: I'm getting to that.
victim-X-#8: um...ok.
mikewilliams27: Last night I covered my whole body with Cheeze and fell asleep in
....................... front of my computer.
mikewilliams27: Now I can't get up.
mikewilliams27: It dried and I'm stuck to this wooden kitchen chair.
mikewilliams27: Hello?
victim-X-#8: I think you're talking to the wrong person.
mikewilliams27: Yeah, but I can't get to the phone and nobody beleives me.
mikewilliams27: I don't even know who to call.
mikewilliams27: What do you think I shoud do?
victim-X-#8: cut down on cheese whizz?
mikewilliams27: Very funny.
mikewilliams27: I'm serious.
victim-X-#8: get to some water?
mikewilliams27: I can't. The kitchen is upstairs.
victim-X-#8: I don't know what to tell you then.
mikewilliams27: I peed all over myself and it didn't help.
mikewilliams27: I'm afraid if I call 911 and if they come and see me like this, they'll lock me up.
mikewilliams27: The Cheese is only the tip of the iceburg, really.
mikewilliams27: I'm totally naked and I have one of those red ball-gags in my mouth.
mikewilliams27: ...and the empty Cheeze Wiz jar is in my ass.
victim-X-#8: you're sick. leave me alone.
mikewilliams27: My head is glued to the back of the chair with cheese wiz.
mikewilliams27: I can't move it.
mikewilliams27: The only thing I can move is my arms.
mikewilliams27: You have to help me!
mikewilliams27: Hello!?
mikewilliams27: Are you still there?
mikewilliams27: HELP ME!!!

 

[mustynutz]

!
pigfarmer_usa_1: Hi
victimx5: hi
pigfarmer_usa_1: How are you?
victimx5: doing well, and u?
pigfarmer_usa_1: I'm ok.
victimx5: where ya from, I be in AZ
pigfarmer_usa_1: I'm in Wyoming.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Berkes County.
victimx5: That's kewl
pigfarmer_usa_1: Wheres AZ?
victimx5: Arizona, Phoenix area
pigfarmer_usa_1: Oh. I thought you ment OZ. Like in that movie.
victimx5: noppers
pigfarmer_usa_1: So what do you do out thee in Arizonia?
victimx5: I am a systems admin/computer network specialist.
pigfarmer_usa_1: I tend to a herd of pigs. We got a farm out here.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Pigs mostly, but we got some cows too.
victimx5: that's kewl, I used to live in Iowa, lots of hogs there.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Cows are for milking, not for beef.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Iowas not too far from here, I don't think.
pigfarmer_usa_1: I aint never been out of Wyoming. Except I went to Kentucky once.
victimx5: about a 16 hr drive I think.
pigfarmer_usa_1: How far do you think Arizonea is of a drive?
victimx5: probably 12 hours, not sure.
pigfarmer_usa_1: they call you ***?
pigfarmer_usa_1: How come?
victimx5: It's my initials
pigfarmer_usa_1: you like guys I guess huh?
victimx5: yeppers, that would be right.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Want to hear what I do sometimes?
victimx5: what's that?
pigfarmer_usa_1: Sometimes when I'm out. Tendin to them pigs. I get a little crazy.
victimx5: okies.
pigfarmer_usa_1: I get myself a little one, so I don't get hurt and I get it going with him.
victimx5: okies
pigfarmer_usa_1: You ever done that before?
victimx5: noppers, can't say that I have.
pigfarmer_usa_1: You aint never fucked any pigs before? Not even in Iowa?
victimx5: noppers.
pigfarmer_usa_1: It's weird. They scream like crazy but I think they really like it.
victimx5: I guess I wouldn't know
pigfarmer_usa_1: What's the craziest thing you ever did before?
victimx5: I've led a sheltered life, can't say I have ever done anything crazy before.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Not even a litle bit?
victimx5: not lest you count being married 3 times.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Married to guys or to girls?
victimx5: women
pigfarmer_usa_1: I thought you were gay.
victimx5: I am, that's why it's so crazy.
pigfarmer_usa_1: You got kids?
victimx5: 5 boys
pigfarmer_usa_1: How old are they?
victimx5: 24 - 13 - 9 - 8 - 4
pigfarmer_usa_1: Are they good looking?
victimx5: Kids always look good to their fathers and mothers.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Are any of them gay to?
victimx5: Not that I am aware of.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Are any of them aware that their father is now a receptacle for another man's penis?
victimx5: you mean do they know I am gay. The oldest 2 do. And do you think that
............. sex is all there is to a relationship?
pigfarmer_usa_1: How did you break it to them?
victimx5: I just told them outright.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Have you ever kissed them on the mouth?
victimx5: I kiss them on the cheek, I feel that is more appropriate.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Which cheek? Butt cheek?
pigfarmer_usa_1: Have you ever sniffed their dirty underwear?
victimx5: Neither of those ?'s warrants a response.
pigfarmer_usa_1: I'm sorry.
pigfarmer_usa_1: I was just playin.
victimx5: okies
pigfarmer_usa_1: Do any of them live in Wyoming?
victimx5: nope
pigfarmer_usa_1: Shucks. I'd like to get it on with some of your kids.
pigfarmer_usa_1: I'd tell you how they were in the sack too. But only if you really wanted to know.
victimx5: only one of them is old enough, and he is straight and married.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Yeah, well that's what someone would have said about you too at 24.
pigfarmer_usa_1: I bet he's secretly a turd burgler just like you were.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Does he have any aversion to pork products?
victimx5: I was 23 when I got married the first time, and my first love was a male. I don't think he does.
pigfarmer_usa_1: So you got married to a man at age 23?
victimx5: no, my first love was at 13, I got married to a woman at 23
pigfarmer_usa_1: Who was your first love?
victimx5: a guy
pigfarmer_usa_1: Was it a priest?
victimx5: no, a boy my age.
pigfarmer_usa_1: What all did you guys do to each-other?
victimx5: basically the same things any boy and girl of that age would do, without much of the sex. It ..............was love for us, not lust.
pigfarmer_usa_1: I understand.
pigfarmer_usa_1: A lot of times, I get a good felling about one of my pigs.
pigfarmer_usa_1: I don't fuck them in their ass right away.
pigfarmer_usa_1: I like to wait until we've built a good relationship first.
pigfarmer_usa_1: You and me are a lot alike, you know that?
victimx5: I don't think so
pigfarmer_usa_1: Did you and this kid ever get it on?
victimx5: We explored each other in various ways. But mainly it was just hanging out together and ..............sharing our lives with each other.
pigfarmer_usa_1: What do you mean 'explored eachother' tell me.
victimx5: I am not much into the show and tell stuff.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Come on, tell me.
victimx5: sorry, no juicy details from me.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Be honest.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Did you ever see his dick?
victimx5: I won't elaborate on anything.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Maybe it was really a girl.
victimx5:
pigfarmer_usa_1: Maybe this whole gay thing is just a case of mistaken identity for you.
victimx5: I don't think so.
pigfarmer_usa_1: How much you want to bet your 13 year old is doing the same thing right now?
pigfarmer_usa_1: I bet he likes to go camping with his friends. Right?
victimx5: If he does, then that is up to him.
pigfarmer_usa_1: And I bet he just waits for his opportunity to get some gay stuff going on with them.
victimx5: That would be up to him also.
pigfarmer_usa_1: You think he's ever had it in the ass yet?
victimx5: I think that is up to him too, and not necessary for me to know.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Wouldn't you want to know if your 13 year old son was having
......................... gay sex with the neighborhood boys?
pigfarmer_usa_1: I bet my Mom and Dad wouldn't be happy if they knew about me and those pigs.
victimx5: by that age, children pretty much know what they want.
pigfarmer_usa_1: I'm wearing my Mom's garter belt and stockings under my overalls right now.
pigfarmer_usa_1: And I got my Mom's micro-mite vibrator up my butt while I'm writing to you.
pigfarmer_usa_1: You ever sneak a look at your kids while they're changing for bed?
victimx5: whatever trips your trigger.
victimx5: I must go now, I have to update a server at 5:30
pigfarmer_usa_1: You ever linger a little bit on their buttocks while you were changing their diapers?
victimx5: noppers, never thought about it.
pigfarmer_usa_1: You're no fun.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Want me to put you on my buddy list?
victimx5: sure...
pigfarmer_usa_1: Can I have your 24 year old son's phone number?
victimx5: lol, not unless he tells me he wants u to have it.
pigfarmer_usa_1: Ok.
pigfarmer_usa_1: See you later.
victimx5: okies bye
pigfarmer_usa_1: Fag.
victimx5: What?
pigfarmer_usa_1: Nothing. Bye
victimx5: bye

 

[WESTBOUND]

ahhhh man....shit had me rollin

 

[Red Ryda 916]

That shit made my day, good lookin out musty, Damn my eyes hurt...LOL

 

[TOKZTLI]

LOL Starve Freeze Beat, my dog will learn to obey!

 

[mustynutz]

..........

 

[JLMACN]

damn musty....that DOG one had me fucking rollin at work...

thanks..


5000

 

[Cheaptimes]

those are funny.
Whered you get those musty?

 

[m.w.merlino]

LMFAO @ THE ABORTION CONVO

 

[SiccMadeLoc]

damn, i was bored......now im not....good read