Narrator:
"One day, as young n9ne was helping those in need polish their chains, a flash of blinding light sped across his eyes. Disoriented, our young hero to be, began rubbing his eyes only to see his own reflection in those shiny chains. He quickly developed super-human skills giving him the ability to notice that his skin did, in fact, appear "white"! He was even more astonished when he realized that many others had this "white" skin. And this was the birth of...
INDIVIDUAL-GROUP MAN!!!!"
Individual-Group Man:
"Hello there everyone! I am Individual-Group Man!!!...
I would first like to apologize on behalf of all the "white" people, (because, of course, since we share skin color and nationality, we are all exactly alike and we are respnsible for each other's actions), for the injustices toward anyone we have injusticed....errr, yea...
I also would like to aplogize now, on behalf of all dark haired people for the injustices against all the blondes out there. Statistics have shown that there are way more blonde hair cracks than brown or black hair. Now I want everyone with dark hair to unite with me when I say sorry to all those blondes out there. Remember, it doesn't matter if some of you have never made a blonde crack, you are responsible because your hair is dark!!
While I am still here I would like to apologize on behalf of all the over 6 foot tall people. We have injusticed you short people by remaining so tall, even when around you. How you have suffered is a monstrosity! All 6 foot plus people unite with me as I apologize for these terrible things. Me and my 6 foot plus brothers and sisters are proud that we can be of service to you short people....
Well, I must be on my way good people of dreamland. I will return whenever justice needs to be served. Your humble servant, INDIVIDUAL-GROUP MAN!!!!"
Narrator:
"Once again, Individual-Group Man saves the day from the evil clutches of intelligence! Join us next time as Individual-Group Man gives his apology on behalf of the "non lactose intolerants"...
And remember kids.... Milk does a body good."
I would like to thank Heresy for inspiring me to begin this character, Individual-Group Man. You have inspired me in so many ways, and for this, I give grattitude. Let us never forget Tenk. If it wasn't for his great ability to see how we are ultimately defined by our flesh, society and culture, we would not have the marvel of Individual-Group Man... To all others... keep the struggle alive! If not for yourself, for....
INDIVIDUAL-GROUP MAN!!!!
"One day, as young n9ne was helping those in need polish their chains, a flash of blinding light sped across his eyes. Disoriented, our young hero to be, began rubbing his eyes only to see his own reflection in those shiny chains. He quickly developed super-human skills giving him the ability to notice that his skin did, in fact, appear "white"! He was even more astonished when he realized that many others had this "white" skin. And this was the birth of...
INDIVIDUAL-GROUP MAN!!!!"
Individual-Group Man:
"Hello there everyone! I am Individual-Group Man!!!...
I would first like to apologize on behalf of all the "white" people, (because, of course, since we share skin color and nationality, we are all exactly alike and we are respnsible for each other's actions), for the injustices toward anyone we have injusticed....errr, yea...
I also would like to aplogize now, on behalf of all dark haired people for the injustices against all the blondes out there. Statistics have shown that there are way more blonde hair cracks than brown or black hair. Now I want everyone with dark hair to unite with me when I say sorry to all those blondes out there. Remember, it doesn't matter if some of you have never made a blonde crack, you are responsible because your hair is dark!!
While I am still here I would like to apologize on behalf of all the over 6 foot tall people. We have injusticed you short people by remaining so tall, even when around you. How you have suffered is a monstrosity! All 6 foot plus people unite with me as I apologize for these terrible things. Me and my 6 foot plus brothers and sisters are proud that we can be of service to you short people....
Well, I must be on my way good people of dreamland. I will return whenever justice needs to be served. Your humble servant, INDIVIDUAL-GROUP MAN!!!!"
Narrator:
"Once again, Individual-Group Man saves the day from the evil clutches of intelligence! Join us next time as Individual-Group Man gives his apology on behalf of the "non lactose intolerants"...
And remember kids.... Milk does a body good."
I would like to thank Heresy for inspiring me to begin this character, Individual-Group Man. You have inspired me in so many ways, and for this, I give grattitude. Let us never forget Tenk. If it wasn't for his great ability to see how we are ultimately defined by our flesh, society and culture, we would not have the marvel of Individual-Group Man... To all others... keep the struggle alive! If not for yourself, for....
INDIVIDUAL-GROUP MAN!!!!
