IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER: Could you *seriously* date a stripper?

[Gas One]

Ok, so my roomates work at Deja Vu strip club.
We ended up talking about the whole strip club business.
Well, she mentions to me that she wants to hook my good homeboy (in fact: someone from this very website) up with this one girl who works there named ezra, whos apparently tired of the regular guys she meets, wants to settle down and find a good man she can love without her job getting in the way.

As far as i See it:

Pros: "Your girl" makes hella money. she can prolly work her ass like a pro when it comes down to waxing the dick. youd be making youtubes about your ballers pad. crash your car? 10 cocks later your drivin it off the lot playa.

Cons: She sits on guys dicks for 8 hours a night, and then wants to sit on yours. small possibility youll be made fun of in public for holding hands with a professional whore.


so, whats your take? would you fuck with a stripper seriously? hell no? hell yes, hoe bitches make gwap and thats 1 extra hustle under your belt?? all answers welcome.

and i dont mean like playin the bitch date..i mean hold hands at the movies, kiss on the lips, takin pictures together, not using condoms type relationship. like a serious one.

 

[Legman]

if its gettin you a baller pad and a new whip every 10 dicks

get your cook on

who cares that your holdin a whores hand, that whore is makin your life enjoyable

 

[fillyacup]

could i take a stripper home to folks? proply, but pride is a mufucka.. i can honestly say i would only do it for the money and tell her upfront i dont think it will last and only in it for the ride

who knows, love is a trip carnal

 

[MRTHECOSE]

id do it.. all this shit here. dont really matter. its all about how that person makes you feel and how you feel. we get one shot at this.. have fun..

 

[phncke]

Depends largely on the bitches character. Back n my younger mackn days I sent a few of my mains to the club. After a while I graduated to sendin em to the parlor

But anyways ya y not. It ain't like I'm some super moral person with a clean past...

Plus.... IF TIMES GET HARD U CAN BET UR ASS SHELL HIT THE BLADE FOR U. There's something to b said for that

 

[wheregoliathat]

Ladies of Deja Vu...
What must I do...
To get with you














Quoted from one of the great hits of our generation, Chris Rock's " No Sex in the Champagne Room"

 

[wheregoliathat]

Depends how she carries it.

If she does her thing on stage and makes all these cats throw hella cash up thinkin she's in love with them (which is hilarious by the way how many people I've been to strip clubs with that legitimately think one of the beezy's is feelin em). If she makes her money on stage that's one thing, with some lapdances sure I would let that slide. Ain't like she's a porn star.


But,
If she is one of the beezies that is tryin hit the after party with the toots and negotiating blow job prices than ehhhh, I think I'm out.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Never.
I have a hard enough time being with good girls. Clean, well kept, don't sleep around, etc.
How could I possibly make it work with some tramp?

I can barely sit down with one and take her seriously.

 

[MRTHECOSE]

Ladies of Deja Vu...
What must I do...
To get with you














Quoted from one of the great hits of our generation, Chris Rock's " No Sex in the Champagne Room"

Interview with chris rock on marc marons wtf podcast

http://traffic.libsyn.com/wtfpod/WTF_-_EPISODE_224_CHRIS_ROCK.mp3

 

[fillyacup]

another con, i done had stripper suck the wang through the jeans breh..yee, not all will do that but come on, know the the percentage of wholesome strips got to be a very low ten if that.

on the flip, thats almost like saying i go to church to fuck a nun. it "could" happen, but its a low percentage that it will..the odds breh, look at her place of establishment.

 

[fillyacup]

double

 

[Foul Mouth]

who cares that your holdin a whores hand, that whore is makin your life enjoyable

word. most girls have done whorish shit anyway. the beez might as well get paid for it. id fucks with it.

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Never.
I have a hard enough time being with good girls. Clean, well kept, don't sleep around, etc.
How could I possibly make it work with some tramp?

I can barely sit down with one and take her seriously.

So stripper = tramp? How so? Unless she is prostituting, she is actually pimping dude out of money for merely showing her body...who is the idiot in that situation?

 

[S.SAVAGE]

Been there done that, lightwieght.

Never again, not my cup 'o tea... money don't buy you happiness, & if the bitch is trying to settle down with dude then its a long-haul relationship type thing, then dude is gonna need some happiness.

Hell-to-the-no. lol

 

[Gemini]

I say yes. Get your legal Pimp on.

 

[:ab:]

Y'all can go ahead and wife a ripper up. I'm coo. maybe balls deep for a weekend or two. But wife 'em? Naw.

 

[SFC I-Side]

damm no one posted the tpain song yet? huh, well anyway if she looks hella good then I would suggest you break dem pockets down like a cardboard box and send her to vegas on weekends other than that theres too many hoes out there to be fuckin with an actual hoe but thats just me

 

[jake921660]

if it was a proper, long term relationship, im gonna marry this girl type of thing that shit would definitely be a negative. even if you dont mind being in a relationship with a stripper, in 5 years time when shes gonna be out of a job with no real qualifications to get a regular job.

might be alright in the short term though.

 

[BASEDVATO]

When you have a "main" chick, you care, and don't want her rubbing up on other dudes.

When you have a "side" chick you don't care, she can do whatever the fuck. Stipper I could see for some short term fun, but you know her ass get naked for cash. Plain and simple.

I don't see how I could "love" a girl, and want a stripper to be the mother of my children. I need girl with some long term strategy for the long-haul.

 

[BASEDVATO]

^ agree...

but I think we can level that a large % won't have much going for them after there stint as a stripper. I mean I'm sure there some stripper success stories out there lol