I'm tired of tellin' this fool!

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May 16, 2002
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Let me start it off like this...

I got this Homie who is sprung over some chick who is like 3.5 hrs. away from where we're at. She used to live out here back in the day & they met up again on facebook.

He'd go out there on weekends and take her out to the movies etc. Never hit it. Long story short, he went out there this past weekend cause she promised him the pussu and when he got out there, she suddenly had a change of plans.

Down to being in a relationship with him, she keeps coming up with excuses.

I finally told dude, to let that shit go. She's playing him, but dude ain't really tryin' to hear it.

So, I've decided to post it on here and let the Open Forum post their opinions / comments.
 
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Everybody has "that homie." Some dudes don't know how to act over a female. He will get played his whole life. I learned to just let it be. If he is happy, fuck it, it is his life, not ours. Doesn't mean he still won't get clowned religiously.lol
 
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I told him today & he was on the phone with her & I told him to put her on the spot. He was doing good too & pretty much cornered her, then she had to go cause she was at work (yeah right.)

She said she'd text or call him later and dude got nothing. He checked her facebook a few hours ago & her status read, "Ready to go to the movies."

So I asked him, "Question is, Homie. Who is she going to the movies with?"

To which he answered, "Her sisters."

 
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I'd understand it from a youngster, but dude is a 33 year old grown man & she's 30.
I have a potna, 32 when he met this bitch, that me and boy like to refer to as "we wrote that book." He pulled this little hoodrat, actually she pulled him,lol,she was fine, don't get me wrong, but only with him because he does good for himself. We would clown like "you know she begripping your buttcheeks when you nut trying to get pregnant." We would clown so hard, ole boy would be stuck with the joint in his hand from Frisco to Hayward while we are driving. I mean we would clown. The bitch already had a baby from some other dude, which is a whole nother clown session. Long story short, she got pregnant, had his baby. And so it was written......LOL
 
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I told him today & he was on the phone with her & I told him to put her on the spot. He was doing good too & pretty much cornered her, then she had to go cause she was at work (yeah right.)

She said she'd text or call him later and dude got nothing. He checked her facebook a few hours ago & her status read, "Ready to go to the movies."

So I asked him, "Question is, Homie. Who is she going to the movies with?"

To which he answered, "Her sisters."

He is in denial.lol
 
Oct 16, 2002
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shit if i drive 3.5 hours(never have and probably never would) to go see a beezy best belive am gettin' the pussu...i mean that would be already worked out beforehand before i even step foot inside my car...

i fucks on first date lol well not no more am in a very serious relationship but your boys getting played and since he a grown man and can't see that you just gotta let him work it out himself...
 
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He a simp for lettin' her lead him on a short leash like that. But she a ho too though. How she just gonna throw her pussu at dude then say she had a CHANGE OF PLANS at the last minute? FUCK THAT! Ain't no way I'm finna drive no 3.5 hours for some pussu to have some bitch say she had a CHANGE OF PLANS at the last minute. Shit, I woulda been like, BITCH, I'M GETTIN' SOME PUSSU & SOME GAS MONEY! FUCK THE BULLSHIT! She sure doesn't sound like she was down for a relationship.

If I were dude, I woulda just told the bitch I was tryna hit (no BM, wifey, or none of that shit). No strings attached. Sucka for love ass nigga!
 
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He a simp for lettin' her lead him on a short leash like that. But she a ho too though. How she just gonna throw her pussu at dude then say she had a CHANGE OF PLANS at the last minute? FUCK THAT! Ain't no way I'm finna drive no 3.5 hours for some pussu to have some bitch say she had a CHANGE OF PLANS at the last minute. Shit, I woulda been like, BITCH, I'M GETTIN' SOME PUSSU & SOME GAS MONEY! FUCK THE BULLSHIT! She sure doesn't sound like she was down for a relationship.

If I were dude, I woulda just told the bitch I was tryna hit (no BM, wifey, or none of that shit). No strings attached. Sucka for love ass nigga!
That's what I told dude! I told him let that bitch know straight up! He was all, "Naw, Bro I can't talk like that to her."

I was driving & looked at him, then said, "You lacking in your Pimpology, Breh!"

He was all, "huh?"

LMAO!!!!
 

Ne Obliviscaris

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I'll give you the same advice I give people who are asking about their friends who are all strung out on dope: there's nothing YOU can do. Dude needs to make his own decisions and he isn't going to stop simping until HE chooses to stop. No other way about that shit, period.