I figure if it came down to it and the war dragged on (opposing the popular belief that we will be there for a few days to weeks) and the army is in need of a draft because we act basically alone, i have come to a conclusion.
Thursday, i will go and aquire more identity information. Its not that hard, ive done it before, but never used it. I feel i should save it now cuase i will attempt to go to Sweeden. I will first take a last ride in my car, wreck my other car for fun, call my friends on last time, smash the cell phone, max out the credit cards (since i aint coming back), have sex with my favorite chick one last time, and then head to my new country and make up my own name and find a Sweed chick that will take me in as a maid. I will tell her "Ill do anything: cut wood, bake food, mend your clothes, walk your dogs, eat your pussy for 2 hours a day, etc... just let me stay in your house and buy me a home gym." Ah, the Sweed life.
Thursday, i will go and aquire more identity information. Its not that hard, ive done it before, but never used it. I feel i should save it now cuase i will attempt to go to Sweeden. I will first take a last ride in my car, wreck my other car for fun, call my friends on last time, smash the cell phone, max out the credit cards (since i aint coming back), have sex with my favorite chick one last time, and then head to my new country and make up my own name and find a Sweed chick that will take me in as a maid. I will tell her "Ill do anything: cut wood, bake food, mend your clothes, walk your dogs, eat your pussy for 2 hours a day, etc... just let me stay in your house and buy me a home gym." Ah, the Sweed life.
