I'm gonna piss in this dude's Truck!

[BIG J]

There's this fool that leaves his beat up truck in the parking lot where I work. It has a flat tire, so every few months he comes to fill it up, and he's moves it one parking space over. The bastard still has it in our parking lot, and it's hella in the way. Just yesterday I noticed the driver's door is unlocked. Muahahaha!
I'm gonna get all drunk, and not piss for an hour, then walk a couple blocks down the street, open the door, and just let loose all over the seats. I don't think he'll ever park there again after that. Maybe I'll do it repeatedly. Hmmm...
Our company would have it towed, but we don't want to have to pay for the towing. hehe.
I'm really gonna do it too!

 

[skitz]

LOL I would...I would put some dog shit or somethin on his winshield to, see how long it could stay there without anybody cleanin it up haha

 

[TONY206]

how bout leavin a dead cat in there HAHA

 

[WOOD DRO]

hell naw you gotta put a condom some where like the gear changer or the door handle........just somewhere where he will HAVE TOO touch.......

plus the piss................

 

[m.w.merlino]

u made a thread out of this??

*leaves room shaking head

if ur not blowin it up with 8 pounds of c4 dont make a fuckin thread out of it ok

 

[BIG J]

If you didn't lke it, why did you even waste your time posting a reply?
Other folks and kiddies make dumber posts than this one

 

[mustynutz]

DUDE ....PISS (AND MAYBE EVEN SHIT) IN THE CAR....THEN SUPER GLUE ALL THE LOCKS KEYHOLES SO HE CANT GET IN....I LOVE REVENGE

 

[m.w.merlino]

If you didn't lke it, why did you even waste your time posting a reply?
Other folks and kiddies make dumber posts than this one

cuz i already read it and still wanted to contribute!!! besides i wasnt bein totally serious...i talked about blowin the truck up with c4...that would take out like a square mile of city

 

[BIG J]

If I was even fuckin' with some C4, I sure as fuck wouldn't post something that serious up on a message board. Peeps would just have to find out in the news

 

[m.w.merlino]

^^^after 200 ppl die an shit

 

[ConnDemned]

if it's unlocked... a burden and your company wants it outta their way, push the fucker in the street so the cops gotta tow it, but I'm pretty sure that if they tow it in the owner would have to pay for it not your company... but but pissin' on his seat probably wont even faze dude, if it's all beat up he wont notice it's got some piss in it

 

[mustynutz]

fuck pissin in it....I say you get a bottle of jack Daniels, a carton of eggs, 2 boxes of Ex Lax, and some pigs feet marinated in vinegar.


Drink 1/2 the bottle of Jack daniels, then start poppin the ex-lax, wash it down wit some more j.d., After you finshed the exLax, start crackin open raw eggs and eat them one by one.....eat and egg, then eat a pigs foot, take a shot, eat an egg, eat a foot, take a shot.....when the feet are done....drink the vinegar

by the time you manage to kill 12 eggs, the bottle of JD, and the whole jar of pigs feet, you should probably need to either piss or shit really bad....feel free to empty your colon in his back seat......piss all over his console, then empty the contents of your stomach all over everything else.

pop the hood and fill his oil tank up with some nice sand, cut every wire, tube, and hose there is.

Be sure to dump 3 or 4 cans of Paint thinner on the body of the car.....or just get some pink paint and use that

 

[MizeryMade]

Sounds like a plan

 

[ordekoms]

i've always wanted to drive by a vehicle and throw a tank of gas in it and then drive back by there and throw a lit cigerette in it, only to somebody who deserves it though.

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

NAW MAN YOU GOTTA DO THE ULTIMATE, I HAD TO DO THIS A COUPLE TIMES FOR SIMILAR PROBLEMS. TAKE A LONG ASS PISS ON AND UNDERNEATH THE DOOR HANDLE, GETS'EM EVERYTIME!!!

 

[BIG J]

My buddy was tellin' me one time, him and some friends took a piece of shit and stuck it on along ass piece of wire. then shoved it hella far up in the exhuast pipe. The whole car reeked evertime the dude drove. He ended up sellin' the car. true Story

 

[mustynutz]

MAN...JUST DO WHAT IO ORIGINALLY TOLD YOU....OR YOU COULD STEAL IT, GO RUN A COUPLE PEOPLE OVER AND MAKE SURE THEY GET YOUR LICNSE PLATE, THEN DUMP IT OFF AT THE POLICE STATION A FEW DAYS LATER

 

[Humboldt High]

every1 knows real savs shit in glove compartments.

bacc in the day to fucc this dudes ride up i jumped on his flowmasters and ripped off his exhaust system. thats always a good 1

 

[ordekoms]

i got it, take a pitch fork and just start stabbing that shit up. glue in the carlocks, flour in the tank, potatoe in the exhaust, slash tires, break windows(naw that would take away the point of glue in the locks, but make sure you lock the doors if you do that), fuck it, throw a crack pipe in that bitch too with a rock in it