im at the end of my rope w these cats...need some advice!

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askG

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our neighbors got about 5 cats...all of them treat our yard as if it was their own personal fucking outhouse...you cant step into our yard without getting a whiff of some shit smell...my dog chases them off, they come back...i peg them w rocks, they come back...i grab the hose and spray the pieces of shit, they come back...

now these cats live outdoors...our neighbors dont even know where they are half the fucking time...one of them had kittens a while back and they dissapeared for a bout 2 months now i see one of them all grown up...

i heard about using pepper in the yard and that will keep them away...but thats a gang of pepper ima have to use so i got a better plan...ive been thinking of buying some cages and trapping the little pieces of shit, then either dumping them in a ditch far away from here or tossing them in the ocean or the river...i love all animals except for cats so this is no big deal to me...

any ideas on how to trap them?
any ideas where i can get some small cages that they trap gophers in?

any other ideas on how to get them to stop coming into our yard like they own the motherfucker?...if no one gives me any ideas then ill have to resort to just grabbing them and tossing them in a garbage bag or some shit...thats how fed up we are with those fucking nuisances...the neighbors have no idea where they are half the time so fuck them, theyre not going to miss them...its what they get for letting those fucking things run around without spaying them and letting them run around shitting in every fucking yard in the neighborhood...plus everytime i wash my car i get these little fucks leaving dirt all over it because they like sleeping on the hood while its still warm.

these fucking furballs have had it...im giving myself a one month deadline to get rid of them one way or another...

any ideas?
 
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My grandma fills up two liter bottles of water and puts them in the yard. Supposedly that keeps cats out, but I think its mostly a wifes tale from Mexico
 
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My grandpa on the otherhand shoots them in the ass with 20 pumps of a BB gun. They learn they lesson after that. Lol, now that i think about it, hes probly the one keepin the cats away, not my grandmas two liters, lol.
 
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Just call the animal humane place and tell them your situation . they will either give you a cat trap or capture them for you.
 
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thing is we dont want to get the shelters involved...because then the neighbors will know someone called and start pointing fingers...i rather just off with them myself...besides, i dont want anybody getting charged with no animal cruelty...sure theyre negligent owners but its the cats i hate not the neighbors...ive feuded w neighbors before...shit aint worth it living next to them and not getting along with them.
 
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MOSA said:
Just call the animal humane place and tell them your situation . they will either give you a cat trap or capture them for you.
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if they give me a cat trap...will they ask any questions about the cats afterwards...i want to make an example of these fucking furballs...send a message to the rest of those little fleabags.
 
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Some of you are fucked up. Who the hell tortures animals by putting fire crackers in thier ass? Damn B Sleezy, I thought you were a cool cat, especially because you lived In Alberta for awhile....
 
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mrmafioso04

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what the fuck that ass almost made me throw up what the fuck is that shit!


the cats need a swift boot that will get them to stop coming back, every time they come on the property boot them like a football player. i remember 1 time i booted this cat over a car ahaha.

i dunno why your asking us on the internet about something so weird tho.
 
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MOSA said:
Just call the animal humane place and tell them your situation . they will either give you a cat trap or capture them for you.
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^ go with that... i don't think they'll give you a cat trap tho, i'd think they would handle it themselves.

btw, you're pretty fuckin low if you're gonna go to the extent to abuse/kill the animals. that shit's not kool. you guys all sound pathetic talking about ak's, firecrackers, etc...
 
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playa RY said:
Some of you are fucked up. Who the hell tortures animals by putting fire crackers in thier ass? Damn B Sleezy, I thought you were a cool cat, especially because you lived In Alberta for awhile....
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I was a kid like 6 or 7, my older cousins idea but I did the deed lmao ... I aint like that no mo' ... Get that talented mr.sleez when it drops!!!!
 
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askG said:
thing is we dont want to get the shelters involved...because then the neighbors will know someone called and start pointing fingers...i rather just off with them myself...besides, i dont want anybody getting charged with no animal cruelty...sure theyre negligent owners but its the cats i hate not the neighbors...ive feuded w neighbors before...shit aint worth it living next to them and not getting along with them.
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I assure you that if you call a shelter and these things are on your property, your neighbors won't even know they've been taken. They'll just be like "Where'd my pussy go?"

And I don't see why you'd want to "make an example" of some poor animals who don't know any better when the asshole owner is the one who isn't keeping an eye on them and you don't want to fuck with the neighbors.
 
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