i'm about to quit this job,...and wanna fuck up chit at work,.....

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SLOWPOKE

SLOWPOKE

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what would you do if you was about to leave a job,...

and you know that you would never be coming back to work there,....



so far i got get drunk and come to work,....pee on the walls of the restroom (since i'm drunk and need to empty my blader anyway and that smell will stay cause they will just wash the tolet and chit,...and never think it's the walls,...) mack a gang of pens and markers,...tell clients and co workers off or just be lazy about things,...

(fuck u fuck you,...your cool,...fuck you,...fuck you,...)

edit: fuck too bad i cant find itching power to put on the tolet seat and papper in time for this prank i'ma pull,....
 
eastbayrider510

eastbayrider510

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if u wanna fuck their shyt up and u deal with customers...just be an asshole...that will probably b the werst thing u could do...poor customer service...with an attitude.....if you remember on Chappelle show they did a skit called "popcopy"....jus like dat!
 
Ne Obliviscaris

Ne Obliviscaris

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how about you act like a grown ass man and quit without making other cats do extra work. You dislike the janitors so much you going to piss on the walls? you think your boss is the one thats going to have to deal with that? everyones job sucks, dont be a fucking baby.
 
fillyacup

fillyacup

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ok, to leave a job, an wanting to fuck shit up, is a precious moment.

first, you must tell me what kinda business you work for.
 
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what kinda place you working at? just mess with people you hate/dislike? don't let the janitors hafta clean up after you unless its pissing on the boss desk!!!!
 
Mi$ta-Murda187

Mi$ta-Murda187

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just fill up some of those water grnades....
with water and mix it wiht some shit that will make people's eyes burn...

throw some at you boss and hit em in the head..
and then watch his eyes burn....

damm i don;t know take some fireworks and blown up the bathroom....

damm i don;t know man jack some shit....

the idea about taking a piss on the Boss'ss desk is good...
just sneak in there.... and take a piss and then leave....

just get creative and crazy.....

don't let them stop u..
those bustas ain't shit.. ahhaha
 
SLOWPOKE

SLOWPOKE

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mark,...i did not lose it,....i was up for renewing my contract and chose not to,...after the insane white lady and them not doing anything about it,...,....u know the deal,....naw i would not hurt nobody,....estly a stranger that did nothing to me i would drive customers away but saying we aint got thet,...or just make the busniess lose money,...but i would not put my body fluids in someone unless i really think they need my snott in they mouth
(i did this today to someone that would not stop trying to argue with me,...i flicked a long bugger in they turkey dinner but this was the day after thanksgiving,...fucker did not even bless his food,....)
,...or eat off a fork that i scratched my ass crack with,....


but naw,....i was gonna go to work,...but when i got this other job lined up that's paying me 5 $ more an hr and a chance for o/t,....i gave a 2 day notice,...and they wanna act like i did not tell them weeks ago that someone was pushing me to bite off they big toe and thizz dace with it in my mouth and thizz walk in circles around the skinhead wiff a wig till the luni bin folks came around to scopp me up,...and to look for my replacement (if they can only find someone so bright and fun to be around,....yadidhahahha)

and then ask me to show up on the day affter thanks giving,....at 4am!!!!!!!!!!!
helllllllllllllll naw slow aint the one the shwo that loyalty to someone that aint gonna wellcomeme back so fuck them,...and mind you i tryed to work around working 3 jobs,...but no,...this fool wanted all of me,...mostly cause i bring a atmophere to the job that others are grumpy about,....


so i did not even show up,....on the last day (today)
so i'm at my new job,...all the whole staff is all dudes,.....and one female boss,...a proclamed goldigger and proud of it,...she cool tho,...i just peep my wallet every time she walks by,...
they are all nuts like the brotha named cool from portland,...
man we was joking laffing it up,...these fuckers give me more material to talk about then my other job all season!!!!!!!
i like it there,...it takes me like a 2 hour comute,...but it's worth it,....

ahhhhhhhhh

i'll be spending less time on the siccness,...but come my day off,....i should have like 80 post a day,.....just to off set the avg,...yadidhahahahha
 
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