right...around five that shit aint cute..u start losin teeth and shit lookin like a crackhead ass 5 year old..someone gotta pay for your fuckin lunch money, lil bitch ass ballerina class or karate class so you can fuck your spouse every once in a while without screaming kids.... and xmas, nah that aint cute..every year toys get more expensive and you have to get them...i be lookin at kids sometimes and i be like man you fuckin ugly, dog....lets keep it real
lets keep it trill matter fact
if your baby is ugly its ugly
some of you be havin ugly ass babys and keep it real dont be tryna act like that shits cute, be like aww look at this ugly ass niggga! black and nasty as ever aaawwwwww!
then those 7-12 year olds come through and they be attention whores
my cousins kid asked me the other day "are you my father?" i told her this:
"look, i know you tryna act cute. you know who your father is, just because they laughed dosent mean ill laugh."
she looked at me all confused
it was great
edit: i told the little boy there was snakes in my room while he was playing playstation 2...homie left the room and was like "can you turn off the game?" i was like...why? he was like "i dont want the snakes to bite me" im like aww you bitch i was kidding
lil dummy ass nigga like id sleep with snakes
