Ill cut your fucking head off!!! and other great threats

[NiNe2FiVe]

I was on the phone with some pissed off arab guy at work today and at some point in the conversation he stops and says "Damn it ill burn that fuckin place to the ground" Which got me thinking about all the fantastic out of this world shit we tell people when were pissed, what are the best threats you hear people say???

I always liked "Hey, Ill cut your fucking head off!"
and "I'll fuck your life up"
or "I'll give you relentless helmet!"
and who could forget "Ill stomp the shit out of you!"

any others?

 

[mrtonguetwista]

I'll rip your heart out and show it to you before you die

 

[GHP]

"I fuck you in the ass! make you humble!" (The Iron Sheik)

 

[nonfiCKtion]

how bout the classic "ILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT!"

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

"I fuck you in the ass! make you humble!" (The Iron Sheik)

thats a good one, son...son of bitch!!!! lol

 

[up2nogood]

'ill fuck'n ruin your life' - random hoez

 

[28g w/o the bag]

i'll put a band aid on your face and make you my nelly :*(

mario cantone.

::

 

[LurccH918]

i hope u left enough room for my fist casue im going to ramm it into ur stomach and rip out your god damn spine!!!!!!

 

[miguel_510]

how bout "i got niggas that will kill you"

 

[Toro]

How about "YOU WANT A TROUBLE??" (lol Dog House prank call)

 

[up2nogood]

how about

'i know ppl from east oakland'

 

[Toro]

how about

'i know ppl from east oakland'

lol

 

[Siccx Degree]

"I'll fuck you til you love me, faggot!"

Mike Tyson is the greatest poet to ever live!

 

[LurccH918]

^^HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[los-nssj408]

ILL SEW YOUR ASSHOLE SHUT N KEEP FEEDIN YOU, N REEDIN YOU, N FEEDIN YOU-METHOD MAN

-ILL CUT YOUR EYE LIDS OFF N FEED YOU SLEEPIN PILLS!-MY BROTHER.

 

[enserio]

tyson does have some of the best threats ever:

Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

 

[infinity]

quit or i'll tell

 

[Toro]

tyson does have some of the best threats ever:

lol I was just gonna post that one too.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Ill put your nuts on the desser, just your fuckin nuts on the dresser, and bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat!!!

 

[BETO916]

YOU WANNA RUMP WIT ME??

I'm gonna sew your asshole shut and keep feeding you and feeding you......