well most italian-canadian...woodbridge is a city in ontario that populated with many italian-canadians so that's the joke
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>APPLICATION TO LIVE IN WOODBRIDGE
>
>Name: _____________________________
>Nickname: _________________________
>Address: ____________________________
>
>
>Ethnic Background:
>___Italian ___Sicilian ___CALABRESE
>
>
>Profession:
>___ Construction Worker ___Mechanic ___Truckdriver
>___Meatpacker___Dockworker
>___Hairdresser ___Manicurist ___Exotic Dancer
>
>Backyard Smells Like:
>___TOMATOES ___GRAPES ___Garlic ___All 3
>
>
># of Muscle Shirts Owned:
>___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above
>
># of Bon Jovi Tour Shirts Owned:
>___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above
>
># of Bon Jovi Shirts That are Also Muscle Shirts:
>___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above
>
>Brand of Jeans Preferred:
>___Diesel ___Replay ___Sassoon__Jordache
>
>
>Percentage of Wardrobe Which is Skintight:
>___100% ___95-100% ___90-95% ___85-90%
>
># of Gold Chains Owned:
>___10-15 ___15-20 ___20-25 ___25+ ___Mexican Silver only
>
>
># of Gold Chains Worn at One Time:
>___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above
>
>Approximate Value of ALL jewelry:
>___$5K-$25K ___$25K-$50K ___$50K-$100K ___Stolen
>
>Number of Applications of Malizia/Dolce&Gabbana/Aqua di Gio Before Going Out:
>___10-15 ___15-25 ___25 and above
>
>
>Gold Cap on at Least One Tooth?
>___Yes ___No
>
>
>Hair Height (must be completed by applicants seeking residency in satellite towns of Maple and King City)
>___6-8 inches ___8-12 inches ___1-2 feet___More than 2 feet
>
>Hair Products Used:
>___Hair Spray __Styling Gel ___Mouse ___Extra
>
>
>Hold Styling Gel:
>___Super Hold ___Sparkle___Krazy Glue___WD-40
>
>
>Automobile Owned:
>__BMW 3 series__Cavalier__Jetta__Camaro__Mustang__IROC-Z
>
>
>Number of Inches Car is Off the Ground:
>___6-8 inches ___4-6 inches ___2-4 inches___Under 2 inches
>
>Car Paraphernalia:
>__Gold chain around license plate
>__Neon lights around license plate
>__Neon lights under car
>__Chippendales/Playboy air freshener hanging on rear view mirror
>__Garter hanging from rear view mirror
>__Chrome hubcaps
>___Stick-on window tinting
>__Stick-on paint splash stickers
>___Fuzzy dice TATTOO
>___Crown deodorizer on dash or in rear window
>
>
>Favorite Sports Team:
>___Fuckin' Leafs
>___Fuckin' Raptors
>___Fuckin' Argos
>___Fuckin' Jays
>
>
>Favorite Music:
>___Joee ___Stevie B ___Bon Jovi ___Candy & the Back Beat
>
>
>Favorite Actor/Actress:
>___Joe Pesci ___Robert DeNiro ___Al Pacino
>___Marisa Tomei___Annette Funicello ___Alyssa Milano
>
>Favorite Movie:
>__The Godfather __The Godfather Part II__The Godfather Part III
>___Goodfellas ___My Cousin Vinnie__Heat
>
>
>Favorite Profanity (proceeded by YO!):
>___Motherfucker ___Cocksucker
>___Jergov___Scumbag___Douche Bag
>
># of Religious Statues at Grandparents House:
>___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above
>
>Relatives Named "Sal":
>___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above
>
>Favorite International Destination:
>___Wasaga Beach
>___Montreal
>___Acapulco
>___Cancun
>___P.V.D.
>
>
>Favorite Driving Technique:
>___Tailgating
>___Attacking stop signs
>___Doing 106 mph on the right shoulder of the highway
>___Giving the finger to slow, elderly drivers (non-related)
>___Giving the finger to slow, elderly drivers (own grandparents)
>
>Favorite Donut Shop
>___Tim's
>____Coffee Time
>___Country Style
>
>APPLICATION TO LIVE IN WOODBRIDGE
>
>Name: _____________________________
>Nickname: _________________________
>Address: ____________________________
>
>
>Ethnic Background:
>___Italian ___Sicilian ___CALABRESE
>
>
>Profession:
>___ Construction Worker ___Mechanic ___Truckdriver
>___Meatpacker___Dockworker
>___Hairdresser ___Manicurist ___Exotic Dancer
>
>Backyard Smells Like:
>___TOMATOES ___GRAPES ___Garlic ___All 3
>
>
># of Muscle Shirts Owned:
>___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above
>
># of Bon Jovi Tour Shirts Owned:
>___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above
>
># of Bon Jovi Shirts That are Also Muscle Shirts:
>___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above
>
>Brand of Jeans Preferred:
>___Diesel ___Replay ___Sassoon__Jordache
>
>
>Percentage of Wardrobe Which is Skintight:
>___100% ___95-100% ___90-95% ___85-90%
>
># of Gold Chains Owned:
>___10-15 ___15-20 ___20-25 ___25+ ___Mexican Silver only
>
>
># of Gold Chains Worn at One Time:
>___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above
>
>Approximate Value of ALL jewelry:
>___$5K-$25K ___$25K-$50K ___$50K-$100K ___Stolen
>
>Number of Applications of Malizia/Dolce&Gabbana/Aqua di Gio Before Going Out:
>___10-15 ___15-25 ___25 and above
>
>
>Gold Cap on at Least One Tooth?
>___Yes ___No
>
>
>Hair Height (must be completed by applicants seeking residency in satellite towns of Maple and King City)
>___6-8 inches ___8-12 inches ___1-2 feet___More than 2 feet
>
>Hair Products Used:
>___Hair Spray __Styling Gel ___Mouse ___Extra
>
>
>Hold Styling Gel:
>___Super Hold ___Sparkle___Krazy Glue___WD-40
>
>
>Automobile Owned:
>__BMW 3 series__Cavalier__Jetta__Camaro__Mustang__IROC-Z
>
>
>Number of Inches Car is Off the Ground:
>___6-8 inches ___4-6 inches ___2-4 inches___Under 2 inches
>
>Car Paraphernalia:
>__Gold chain around license plate
>__Neon lights around license plate
>__Neon lights under car
>__Chippendales/Playboy air freshener hanging on rear view mirror
>__Garter hanging from rear view mirror
>__Chrome hubcaps
>___Stick-on window tinting
>__Stick-on paint splash stickers
>___Fuzzy dice TATTOO
>___Crown deodorizer on dash or in rear window
>
>
>Favorite Sports Team:
>___Fuckin' Leafs
>___Fuckin' Raptors
>___Fuckin' Argos
>___Fuckin' Jays
>
>
>Favorite Music:
>___Joee ___Stevie B ___Bon Jovi ___Candy & the Back Beat
>
>
>Favorite Actor/Actress:
>___Joe Pesci ___Robert DeNiro ___Al Pacino
>___Marisa Tomei___Annette Funicello ___Alyssa Milano
>
>Favorite Movie:
>__The Godfather __The Godfather Part II__The Godfather Part III
>___Goodfellas ___My Cousin Vinnie__Heat
>
>
>Favorite Profanity (proceeded by YO!):
>___Motherfucker ___Cocksucker
>___Jergov___Scumbag___Douche Bag
>
># of Religious Statues at Grandparents House:
>___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above
>
>Relatives Named "Sal":
>___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above
>
>Favorite International Destination:
>___Wasaga Beach
>___Montreal
>___Acapulco
>___Cancun
>___P.V.D.
>
>
>Favorite Driving Technique:
>___Tailgating
>___Attacking stop signs
>___Doing 106 mph on the right shoulder of the highway
>___Giving the finger to slow, elderly drivers (non-related)
>___Giving the finger to slow, elderly drivers (own grandparents)
>
>Favorite Donut Shop
>___Tim's
>____Coffee Time
>___Country Style
