We'd chill out, watch the godfather series (his fav movies) Smoke..I'd prolly hit the yaowda for tha first time if he offered...I'd request that we get some head from some top notches, double team, slap high fives, switch up and beat guts..
Then I'd inform him that he is the new age king of medes and that death and destrustion are inevitable to his kingdom. I'd advise him to try to nuke the us first becasue we are the "great satan" & the whore who rides upon the beast. Then I'd tell him the reason why li jr wants to war w/ him is becasue he's a kaukazoid krakka who wants to rule the whole world and have a monopoly on the worlds oil reserves...a real greedy nigger. I'd ask him to send a message to been plotten and tell him i said thanx for blowin up our shit beacsue i aint got no love for NY eigther. i'd also ask him to make me apart of his mercenary team to ride on the us muhammed malvo style, except i'd clip everyone worth snipin instead-maybe run up in congress while its in session with something fully auto & spray spinin circles until all the bodies hit the floor! :devious: