If you really wanna fuck someone up
Post an ad on Craigslist.com or Yahoo Classified's offering free full body massages for 1 hour only for a limited time .....lisat the phone number of the person you want to fuck wit.
or place an ad renting a room in a HUGE home for opnly $300, put that the family that own the house will be on vacation for 3 months and needs someone to watch the house while they are out...say the room has thing like "65" TV, waterbed, full bar and bathroom and Hot tub"
include the phone nmber
or
Post a gay sex ad offering "The best oral sex in (insert city here) "
and "the tightest ass in town" give graphic details and include the phone number
or
" FREE PARTY AT (insert address here)
Free Beer and liquor, Wet Tshirt contest and free prizes at door,
Also featuring XXX Film Stars Jenna Jameson and Linda Lipps giving free lap dances....
give the persons address and also include a time the party starts...post it everywhere, make 1,000 copies and pass them out