If you had to come up with $1,000 in one day what would you do?

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Jan 5, 2006
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sell my car, sell my kicks, i can always sell my shit.. might have to be a sperm doner couple times til i get to 1000, its like 50 bucks a cup or something. Last resort would be sell a kidney or rob someone/some place
 

Defy

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Jan 23, 2006
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#8
pawn a couple chains


sell my music equiptment





I'd never do either of those unless I'm in hella fucking need, like my son's or my life in danger shit, and I'd rob before I did either of those
 
Apr 8, 2005
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#9
go to one of those places where you bid for jobs, like the lowest price gets it, request a down payment of 1000 with a fake name and company name, then just smash with the cash
 
Apr 8, 2005
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youd have to have a business license possibly, if so, youll have to give a real name, unless u have a fall guy do it, and u dip with the cash, if you do have to give yur real name, dont take a check, dont have dude sign a contract, and dont give him a receipt and u should be fine, cause u can say it never happened
 
Aug 3, 2006
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Lol is this a real question?

Rob someone,its that simple..gotta strap? Makes it easier but really doesn't matter jus set someone tell em u gon plug em n whoop there ass its pretty easy actually jus punch em in the throat an run thru there pockets it works believe that
 
Jun 19, 2004
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I'd go to various banks stand in line with a hat and shades and see who's walking out with large sums of money and follow them and rob their ass...... If there's no one with a nice wad of cash I'd just get out of line before it's my turn and then just go to the next bank......
 
Apr 8, 2005
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I'd go to various banks stand in line with a hat and shades and see who's walking out with large sums of money and follow them and rob their ass...... If there's no one with a nice wad of cash I'd just get out of line before it's my turn and then just go to the next bank......
lol, bank robbery is serious shit here, there isnt a bank around that lets you wear a hat or glasses inside
 

fillyacup

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Sep 27, 2004
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hows your shit the most legit? thats like them enron cats saying gangsters selling dope is WAY more illegal than what they did. lol
 
Jun 15, 2005
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I'd take it out of my bank account.

I'd borrow it from one of many friends who have money.

I'd get a loan from my credit union - my credit is impeccable.