If You Had The Power To Make People Fart...

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AdolfOliverBush

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Who would you make fart and in what situation? I'm talking about farts so loud that people stop their conversations and are so amazed they completely forget what they were saying. A fart so smelly that the room has to be evacuated.

I think it would be hilarious to make John Madden fart while he is broadcasting the Sunday night game. It drowns out his voice and eveyone watching at home hears it. Then he and the other guy forget what two teams are playing for a few seconds. Hearing the other guy do play-by-play while dry-heaving.
 
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B-San

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lol I remember this cat at my junior high getting in sent home for wearing a shirt the read, "what if everybody in the world farted at once?"...

Yeah a Palin shart runnin' down her $150,000 wardorbe would be classic though...
 
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AdolfOliverBush

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BayBoy92510 said:
if you had the power to make people fart?? wtf.....how in the hell did the thought of this thread even enter ur brain?!
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I guess whenever I'm someplace and it is really quiet and I think how funny it would be if someone just ripped a loud ass fart.

KirbyDaAlmighty said:
This would be the greatest power ever.
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Or damn near close to it.
 
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AdolfOliverBush

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I would make Kim Jong-Il fart in front of his whole nation when he is addressing it. I wonder what the people would think when they see that their "Dear Leader" is not perfect. He would probably tell them that America made him fart and they would believe it. He's so ronery.
 
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leftcoast415

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lol at fart symphonies

I'd make every pitcher pitching against the giants fart mid pitch to mess up. I'd make every hitter hitting against the giants to fart mid swing to mess them up. Similar shit to help out the rest of my favorite local sports teams.

Damn...i thought i was gonna come up with like 5 straight ideas...but i just realized i dont care enough and have better shit to do and don't wanna kill the ozone even more by making too many people fart.
 
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