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Sydal

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First: How to Shower Like a Woman

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
to lights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along
the way, cover up any exposed areas.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups

4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, legcloth, long loofah,wide loofah, and pumice stone.

5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.

8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

10. Rinse conditioner off hair.

11. Shave armpits and legs.

12. Turn off shower.

13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex

14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap
hair in super absorbent towel.

15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.

16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.



AND NOW How To Shower Like a Man

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

3. Look in the mirror, look at your wiener and scratch your rear..

4. Get in the shower.

5. Wash your face

6. Wash your armpits.

7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.

9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area..

10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

11. Shampoo your hair.

12.. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

13. Pee.

14. Rinse off and get out of shower.

15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.

17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If your pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo'sound again.

19. Throw wet towel on bed.

If there is anyone one among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this email, there is something so very wrong with you.
 
Jul 8, 2002
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#3
shiet I shower like that. I dont pee in the shower tho! I do number 7 all da time!lmao :D you gotta have the shampoo mohawk! lol@2 & 18
 
May 24, 2003
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I thought I was in the only one that blue Water snot in my hands and let it wash off, thats the only way I get all the boogs out without getting tissue in my snout, only funny because its real
8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower<<<<<<<I dont do the artificial farts but the real ones are amplified
 
Feb 19, 2003
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#14
LMFAO! I love it! Yeah, this IS funny...as a matter of fact, Gene Simmons (of KISS) has a new book out, and I believe he uses the same list in one of his chapters, alongside a list of things that females do when they shower (although that list isn't as funny as the one for men).

Hey--what's a little pee in the shower, anyway? Like George Constanza once said on SEINFELD, "it's gonna go straight down the drain, anyway!" PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah, what a pee!!!!!

PEACE!
 
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i doubted your shit at first cuz tha shit girls do is stupid but the shit guys do is right on i always pee in the shower every single day shit sometimes i pee in the shower when im not takin a shower saves me some time
 
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#18
I do most of them except urinate in the shower. I piss first. You can get bacteria on your feet from that as I read in a medical journal. But all the other stuff I do for sure.

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