i wish someone would fix the clock so i could try to gauge how intoxicated people are during their posts...i'd turn in to dick cheney and murder george bush.. oops, i forgot everone on the siccness is AGAINST murder. lol
I would morph into countless amounts of celebrities and get as much pussy as i could in those form. Every time I fucked I would tape it and then sell the tapes via internet at www.imahornycelebrityandigotheprooftoproveit.com
And If I was ever sent to court I would morph into whatever celebrity tried to sue me (Say Jessica Simpson, because a video got out of Nick shooting his load over her face), then I would maquerade as Jessican go to court denounce the charges againts mexicancommando, shapeshift as Nick and go back to have more sex with Jessica.
i would turn into bill gates, transfer all his money to my account, then purchase an island where i'll live happily ever after with bitches and money.......................
i would turn into bill gates, transfer all his money to my account, then purchase an island where i'll live happily ever after with bitches and money.......................
why you tellin me this? You know i dont get any pussy whatsoever and iam a horrible rapper and gay. Been Drinkin your my hero can we hang out and watch Little House on The Prarie. I love you Been Drinkin your a dreamboat marry me please I know its not legal but lets wed so i can have your shit babes