If you could shape shift would you?

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Jul 31, 2002
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i wish someone would fix the clock so i could try to gauge how intoxicated people are during their posts...i'd turn in to dick cheney and murder george bush.. oops, i forgot everone on the siccness is AGAINST murder. lol
 

Been Drinkin

The Ghost in the Machine
Feb 20, 2004
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Ironic Commando said:
i'd turn into you so i can rap as good as you do.. i wish that so much...be like you that is

Haha thats quite funny you most want an advanced copy of Alcoholic Murderer due out in 2005 Ill rush you one. My fanbase begins. Nice of you to adress
 
Feb 9, 2003
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I would morph into countless amounts of celebrities and get as much pussy as i could in those form. Every time I fucked I would tape it and then sell the tapes via internet at www.imahornycelebrityandigotheprooftoproveit.com
And If I was ever sent to court I would morph into whatever celebrity tried to sue me (Say Jessica Simpson, because a video got out of Nick shooting his load over her face), then I would maquerade as Jessican go to court denounce the charges againts mexicancommando, shapeshift as Nick and go back to have more sex with Jessica.
 
Oct 12, 2003
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i would turn into bill gates, transfer all his money to my account, then purchase an island where i'll live happily ever after with bitches and money.......................



the end
 

askG

Sicc OG
Nov 19, 2002
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559 soldado is on the right track...

id morph into joe torre and bench a rod, jeter, bernie, sheffield, giambi, posada, matsui, but keep the rest of the lineup...lmao.
 

Been Drinkin

The Ghost in the Machine
Feb 20, 2004
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Ironic Commando said:
why you tellin me this? You know i dont get any pussy whatsoever and iam a horrible rapper and gay. Been Drinkin your my hero can we hang out and watch Little House on The Prarie. I love you Been Drinkin your a dreamboat marry me please I know its not legal but lets wed so i can have your shit babes
Okay no advanced copy for you. Your a bitch.