If porno had commentators....

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caff

caff

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i was watching tv and i turned on hbo and the show was called real sex. and the show was set up like iron chef, but it was a porno and they had commentators.. :cheeky:
imagine Dickie V, Brent Musberger, and John Madden. Vitalte loses his damn mind over a dunk just imagine the excitement titties would bring him. You got musberger with the play by play(or stroke by stroke if you will). Then we got Madden with random comments like look at those titties. Plus when they switch positions Madden could draw diagrams.
 
Nightbreed

Nightbreed

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....she puts the cock in her mouth....and they're off....she bobs, uh oh she's weaving....sucking....sucking.....licking......oh my god I think he's going to cumm.....boy that sure was fast....she truly is a pro.......she's licking the balls now......look at that head, neck and mouth coordination.......i havn't seen a blow job like this since the all stars in '93......i remember when this girl was drafted from c.s.u (cock sucking university).....oh boy, she's really giving it to him now.....is he?....is he?...yes! yes!.....he's cumming!!!!
 
caff

caff

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Nightbreed said:
....she puts the cock in her mouth....and they're off....she bobs, uh oh she's weaving....sucking....sucking.....licking......oh my god I think he's going to cumm.....boy that sure was fast....she truly is a pro.......she's licking the balls now......look at that head, neck and mouth coordination.......i havn't seen a blow job like this since the all stars in '93......i remember when this girl was drafted from c.s.u (cock sucking university).....oh boy, she's really giving it to him now.....is he?....is he?...yes! yes!.....he's cumming!!!!
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lol, thats funny
 
MeloTrauma

MeloTrauma

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Ive got a porn dvd that has director and actor commentary. Its hella funny. It goes something like:

Porn actress: "This is the part where he put his dick in my ass and I thought I was gonna shit on it."

Director: "I hate when that happens... ruins the shot everytime. Thank god for editing."

Porn actress: "Yeah, you see my face in this scene? The whole time I was trying to hold back from shitting on his cock."

Director: "And you did a splendid job!"

Porn actress: "Thank you!"
 
killahoe666

killahoe666

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" let's see that instant replay in slow motion if u will jim" , "yes mike, as u can see tha formation of his hands as he smacks her ass" , "awww yes, jim i remember when i used to smack ass":cool:
 
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